The top ten things people think the 95 really stands for in Windows 95

1. 10:The # of floppies it will ship on
2. 9:The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware
3. 8:The Number of Megabytes of Hard-disk space required
4. 7:The number of pages in the "EASY INSTALL" manual
5. 6:The Percentage of existing programs that won't run in the new OS
6. 5:The Number of minutes to install
7. 4:The number of calls to tech support before it will run
8. 3:The number of people who will actually pay for the upgrade
9. 2:The speed in MHz required for it to run
10. 1:The year it was *DUE* to ship

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