But here's the new rules: don't write anything parents wouldn't want their kids to see. Anything you do write that we Elves think falls into this category will be striken mercilessly by ElfBot. In fact, if you purposefully defy this rule, a plague will descend upon your home, and your computer will become infested with frogs and locusts. And your mouse cord will be turned into a snake by Charlton Heston, you betcha.
People used to be able to post cleanly, but many more teenagers are logging in these days and many of them seem to be unable to control their profane urges. Tell you what: we'll allow you to swear with the following words: "darn", "crud", "krunk", "smeg", "crimony", and "what in the dickens". Heh heh.
For those who are wondering, this is in response to all the people who say that the won't allow their children to use this site because of the Gift Shop Wall. Screw that. We want everyone to be able to come here, and we're not going to let outsiders mess it up for them.
Aside from nastiness, feel free to post whatever you want.