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November, 1995
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Life is too short to be serious!
--Nevyn
(pipe5.nyc.pipeline.com, Nov 01, 1995, 04:09 GMT)
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Hi
--ratface
(130.14.25.215, Nov 01, 1995, 14:41 GMT)
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Pizza...how do they do it??!?
--Rush
(150.216.12.16, Nov 01, 1995, 20:39 GMT)
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I LEFT MY PISSA IN SAN FRANCISCO
--MR PISSA
(e659229.boeing.com, Nov 02, 1995, 11:41 GMT)
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Stupid, waste of time, silly - I love it!
--Tina
(redfield.demon.co.uk, Nov 02, 1995, 17:38 GMT)
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Love the spicy cyberpizza
--jp@PlaP,MB
(line15.cpnet.net, Nov 03, 1995, 02:11 GMT)
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for a good time call 1(800)httpizza
It's MMMM MMM tasty!
--rai
(matrix.newpaltz.edu, Nov 03, 1995, 19:04 GMT)
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ojo the talking monkey
--Jojo the talking monkey
(ad38-144.compuserve.com, Nov 03, 1995, 21:52 GMT)
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To: SDR
I came to the gift shop wall; o o
because I wanted to tell y'all: o o o o
My husband's the best of all! o o o
o o
(P.S. Am I being too 'cheesy'?) o o
o o
o o
o o
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o o
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--KYR
(ix-dfw11-13.ix.netcom.com, Nov 04, 1995, 06:48 GMT)
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I'm not the Owner of the World.
But, I'm the Son of the Owner.
--Manjü
(drjo011A037.embratel.net.br, Nov 04, 1995, 15:57 GMT)
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Hello everybody
--Peacefrog
(ocl-pc-6.cl.msu.edu, Nov 04, 1995, 18:45 GMT)
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EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE BEING WATCHED? YOU WILL... -A&TT
--2600
(zero.eng.auburn.edu, Nov 04, 1995, 21:48 GMT)
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If I were not a pizza elf,
Something else I'd like to be.
If I were not a pizza elf,
A window cleaner, me!
With a scrub-a-dub-dub,
And a rub-a-dub-dub,
And a scrub-a-dub all day long.
With a rub-a-dub-dub,
And a scrub-a-dub-dub,
I'd sing this merry song!
--Swelf the Elf
(dip0.ttci.net, Nov 05, 1995, 18:07 GMT)
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SKIP TV RULES!!!
--skip
(dc.westworld.com, Nov 05, 1995, 23:31 GMT)
(slip110-102.bb.delphi.com, Nov 06, 1995, 03:59 GMT)
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call john and get moore.
--roofer
(dialupline34.ghgcorp.com, Nov 06, 1995, 05:18 GMT)
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"Bob" told me to come here to get the best pizza on the
CyberNet! He sold me! PRAISE BOB!!
(slide over to newsgroup:alt.slack for even more
CyberWeirdness)
--Doktor Zachary Carleton
(dal31.why.net, Nov 06, 1995, 16:42 GMT)
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Down with Pizza Slut!
Sally's rules!
--katpol
(199.93.80.214, Nov 06, 1995, 23:56 GMT)
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PEACE TO ALL OF YOU WHO LOVE PIZZA BECAUSE I LOVE PIZZA,
ESPECIALLY CRUST FIRST!!!!!!!
--ANTHONY MAYS
(204.250.59.51, Nov 07, 1995, 00:29 GMT)
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La Barbaras of West Los Angeles lives forever in the hearts,
minds and stomachs of all pizza lovers. Death to the
mini-mall that destroyed it.
--PRSM UCLA Bruin
(ip058.lax.primenet.com, Nov 07, 1995, 18:50 GMT)
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I think that banks really sucks. if you dont belive me than
you can bite me
--bob from banks
(198.236.2.128, Nov 07, 1995, 19:31 GMT)
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HEY!!! Where is the Hockey Puck topping?!! I'm ticked!
--Screech
(integra.itlabs.umn.edu, Nov 08, 1995, 02:49 GMT)
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stormy is a snowboarder that also surfs the net!!
--stormy
(port30.rain.org, Nov 08, 1995, 03:30 GMT)
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OL BEN LUCUS, HA D A LOT OF MUCOUS
COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIS NOSE.
HE'D PICK AND PICK TILL IT'D MAKE
YOU SICK.............SO PUT THAT ON
YOUR PIZZA SLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--SNATCH
(palona2.cns.hp.com, Nov 08, 1995, 09:09 GMT)
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TOONCES WAS HERE!! 11/8/95
--TOONCES
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Nov 08, 1995, 14:34 GMT)
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|| |\_/| ¯|¯ /¯\ /¯\ |\ | /¯ |¯ (¯ \\(¯¯¯¯>ô ô) | \_¯||¯||¯||/ ^ \_/ | \| ||
--Toonces
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Nov 08, 1995, 14:35 GMT)
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Where's the Hockey Pucks ?
I like Pucks on my Pizza !!!!!
It cools those burns you get on the roof of your mouth ...
--flyer1@omni.voicenet.com
(204.243.32.2, Nov 08, 1995, 19:46 GMT)
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hi I am sitting on my ##^$# in the libary and thinking what
I am going to do over this up comming 4 day weekend
from bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps. do you little elfs hide under toadstools and mushrooms???
so In concluition I think that your pizza should be served
cold and on dead animals
NOT
--bob from banks
(198.236.2.105, Nov 08, 1995, 23:23 GMT)
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I freakin' love big pepperonis
--BIG TEX
(129.62.129.160, Nov 09, 1995, 02:10 GMT)
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET;
SAT ON A TUFFET
EATING HER KURDS AND WEY
ALONG CAME A SPIDER
AND SAT DOWN BESIDE HER
AND SAID...............
WHATS IN THE BOWL BITCH!!!!
--ME AGAIN!!
(palona1.cns.hp.com, Nov 09, 1995, 05:41 GMT)
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Great idea. This is so cool!!!!
--Keith
(nye.nscee.edu, Nov 09, 1995, 07:27 GMT)
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Hey! Like, cool goblins, man!
--Anonymous
(imagine.imaginethat.com, Nov 09, 1995, 21:07 GMT)
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* <--- I crushed this spider and smeared it on your wall.
--hal jackson
(demian.cctc.emerson.edu, Nov 09, 1995, 21:20 GMT)
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Feed me pizza. Please don't stop feeding me pizza. I must
have more pizza. Oh, and my three legged dog is looking for
the man who shot his paw.
--Steam McQueen
(magi02p49.magi.com, Nov 10, 1995, 17:28 GMT)
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Once my Dad went like this!
--LAUREN
(blacksmid17.montgomery.k12.va.us, Nov 10, 1995, 20:17 GMT)
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good za!
--rl
(chil1-cs-2.dial.bright.net, Nov 11, 1995, 06:27 GMT)
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Hey dudes--what's going down in groove-town, then?
--Flim the Elf
(dip2.ttci.net, Nov 11, 1995, 10:51 GMT)
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Hello World!
Hope life is treating you well.
Your friends at SoftWerks International Inc.
--Chris
(ix-pal-il4-17.ix.netcom.com, Nov 12, 1995, 21:40 GMT)
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I think all of you little elves are extraordinarilly
creative and hillarious. Keep it up! -JB
--jbene@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
(WHarris.Mankato.MSUS.EDU, Nov 12, 1995, 21:42 GMT)
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When in doubt...HOUGE!!!
Hello Zoe X...where ever u r...
Hugz...
--hindu
(ns.oon.or.jp, Nov 13, 1995, 16:59 GMT)
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Pizza, what else can you do with a pizza?
--and the man
(webgate1.mot.com, Nov 13, 1995, 19:29 GMT)
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Ummm...I like pizza
--Spatula
(personal-nb09.byu.edu, Nov 14, 1995, 04:02 GMT)
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Um, you've got some sauce on your chin there...
--Langhill
(lab-2.cecil.cc.md.us, Nov 14, 1995, 15:23 GMT)
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I screwed up on my last message so please disregard.
This is the right one.
This is the coolest site on the Web.
Where are those crazy little elves????
I want to find some E-Mail pen pals so if your interested
write me at vanryswy@storm.simpson.edu
--Yoshi
(198.206.243.57, Nov 15, 1995, 19:17 GMT)
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Thanks for the yummy pizza. I liked it a lot. It was
good. My mommy says that I should thank you. So I am.
Love,
Billy (age 6)
--B.T.C.
(sol16.cs.wisc.edu, Nov 16, 1995, 04:30 GMT)
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HI
x>
--charles
(gemini.tntech.edu, Nov 16, 1995, 05:01 GMT)
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Sold the anchovies!
--Brett Foster
(yvr-ppp-25.cyberstore.ca, Nov 16, 1995, 08:23 GMT)
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Slami
--Salami Boy
(zzlveari.slip.cc.uq.oz.au, Nov 16, 1995, 10:38 GMT)
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The Pizza Server is rad!
--Ange
(macerc27.ed.usu.edu, Nov 16, 1995, 21:07 GMT)
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Hello....Clean your act up would yA???? Kids read this for Pete's sake!!!!
--Anonymous
(198.216.116.17, Nov 17, 1995, 17:20 GMT)
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OH, ME!!!!!
--LaUgHiNg bOy
(an9_port_h.tir.com, Nov 18, 1995, 02:03 GMT)
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Ever notice how everybody does stuff for my sake?
--Pete
(an9_port_h.tir.com, Nov 18, 1995, 02:07 GMT)
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Pizza, UHHHM GOOD! We all like pizza.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
--cando
(www-h4.proxy.aol.com, Nov 18, 1995, 03:38 GMT)
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I am lonely. I'm nice, Italian, and L O V E Pizza!!!!!!!
Please call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a big you know what
"!!!!
--david gherbaz 507-288-6346
(sparc.isl.net, Nov 18, 1995, 08:31 GMT)
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Once there was this man! he didn't want to lose his half
penny! so he put his half penny in his locket! Then he
put his locket in his rocket! then he lost his rocket!
DOE!!!!!!!
--julia G. Kite
(piweba4y-ext.prodigy.com, Nov 18, 1995, 22:31 GMT)
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Once there was this man! he lost his half-penny! he
spent 88 and a quarter years looking for his penny!
Then he found it in his dog's mouth!
DOE!!!!!
I know this is weird. You haven't heard my lunch-table
pointless stories!!!
GO BANNANAS!
--Julia Kite
(piweba4y-ext.prodigy.com, Nov 18, 1995, 22:33 GMT)
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Want demos? Dunno what they are? http://www.engr.uvic.ca/~jsuwala
--Fred
(vifa1.freenet.victoria.bc.ca, Nov 19, 1995, 03:04 GMT)
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Hi! Once there was this man!!!!!!!!!!
--Julia Kite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(piweba4y-ext.prodigy.com, Nov 19, 1995, 20:47 GMT)
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Did you know that seth Zenz Likes Lucy?Well he dose!
--Bubba
(port12.lightlink.com, Nov 19, 1995, 22:42 GMT)
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Order Pizza from us!!!!!!
Hometown Pizza
202 Moon Clinton Road
Moon Township Pa 15108
412-262-5331
12" $6.25 $1.00 A topping
16" $8.25 $1.25 A topping
Free deliver to Most of Moon including all hotels. Most
delivered in 30 min. or less!!!!
--Hometown Pizza
(ppp30.beaver.pgh.net, Nov 20, 1995, 06:36 GMT)
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NIKE is kewl??
--Joe
(rain.netspace.net.au, Nov 20, 1995, 09:46 GMT)
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Life is hard, then you die.
--guess who?
(piweba1y-ext.prodigy.com, Nov 21, 1995, 01:51 GMT)
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Look! She's got a wonky eye!!
I do you know. I have two, I really do!!
Would you like to see my wonky eye?
--Monkies and Wonky-Eye
(gaza.cramer.nmt.edu, Nov 21, 1995, 02:30 GMT)
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GRAFFITTI AND "MAS"
Come and visit.
Ven y visita.
--MC STONE
(krlab12.hesston.edu, Nov 21, 1995, 21:41 GMT)
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This is cool
--Monty Python
(204.120.67.97, Nov 24, 1995, 03:43 GMT)
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Anthony Mays: This is the Porkchop god talking! Screw
eating your pizza crust first! That's what those sick pizza
slut and ticketbastard conglamerates want you to do! Down
with corperate stupidity! Anarchy now! Peace and love to
all! (didn't you read the declaration of war?)
--porkchop
(crash.ramsey.lib.mn.us, Nov 24, 1995, 04:30 GMT)
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The best pizza ever is in Niagara Falls, NY. Haven't had it
lately because my license plates have expired and they won't
let me over the border with expired plates, you know. Teeny
tiny little sparrow wings instead of chicken wings - but
definitely the best pizza!
--Ro
(freenet.npiec.on.ca, Nov 24, 1995, 07:42 GMT)
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Adrian from London's
Tottenham Court Road
reckons that
Sandra Bullock
ordered her pizza from here
in the film
The Net.
Is he right?
Have a look at this page:
http://www.ftech.net/
~epage/clive.htm
--Leonard from Loughton in UK!
(136.148.180.26, Nov 24, 1995, 10:17 GMT)
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why can't they make a decent pizza in england?
the food here is horrible, and all they do is drink tea!
--jabba the hut
(opaccM8.chester.ac.uk, Nov 24, 1995, 20:02 GMT)
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I'm hungry.
--Bill Clinton
(uhura-20.dnaco.net, Nov 25, 1995, 02:27 GMT)
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Willy was here "the anchovie supprise" was great
--Anonymous
(crystal-d229.sierra.net, Nov 25, 1995, 04:50 GMT)
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Lego Pizza... gotta love it!!
Except those darn new Legos that are being touted
by that Jack/Zack kid.
--Lego-Pizza King
(166.37.9.241, Nov 25, 1995, 15:41 GMT)
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Buffalo Wings. Why can't we have Buffalo Wings on our
Pizzas???
I WANT BUFFALO WINGS!!!
--That one Guy
(166.37.9.241, Nov 25, 1995, 15:49 GMT)
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HELLO EVERYONE. PLEASE SEND ME A PIZZA.
--TOBY
(slip1.xroads.com, Nov 25, 1995, 16:00 GMT)
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hi cory!
--kate
(www-h1.proxy.aol.com, Nov 25, 1995, 23:06 GMT)
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I don't have no stinking beej bux. These damn things gotta
be fake eh. Kinda of like I could have am million beej bux
--erwin rommel
(port28.corenet.com, Nov 26, 1995, 05:36 GMT)
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Anything worth not doing is worth not doing well.
--Patella
(204.157.177.23, Nov 26, 1995, 05:43 GMT)
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The spiciest pizza is from Mario's down the road
--Jane
(munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU, Nov 26, 1995, 07:55 GMT)
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Dear Elves;
Thank you for the lovely pizza on the net. I think what
you are doing is very cool and useful. I'd like to get a
soda and some dessert next time, if I might.
Love,
Angel
--Angel
(205.218.10.5, Nov 27, 1995, 03:28 GMT)
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Take Music Seriously!
Words to sum up society "What happened to ART"!
Life Rules, bye
--Big J
(204.112.67.33, Nov 27, 1995, 16:51 GMT)
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Check out "http://wwww.einfo-net.com".
--dgy@flightdata.com
(205.238.194.23, Nov 27, 1995, 17:09 GMT)
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gRaFfItTi
--Mateo Byler
(krlab17.hesston.edu, Nov 27, 1995, 22:44 GMT)
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--Santa
(sam-ppp-i0.NeoSoft.COM, Nov 28, 1995, 03:31 GMT)
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c/o '96
c/o '96
where do we go after this?
--ctll
(sam-ppp-i0.NeoSoft.COM, Nov 28, 1995, 03:42 GMT)
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Yum Yum... LoVe thAt PiZzA !!!
--Theera
(comnet3.ksc.net.th, Nov 28, 1995, 11:24 GMT)
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Dadman was here!
--Dadman
(max2-3A.sound.net, Nov 28, 1995, 19:55 GMT)
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PIZZA PIZZA YUM YUM
--CEDRIC
(141.209.3.173, Nov 28, 1995, 20:39 GMT)
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pizza is cool!!!! I love pizza!!! little ceasers kicks
BUTT!! I luv pizza!! I luv pizza!!! oh, did I tell you...I
LOVE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o.k. buh-bye now!
--Alicia, Sarah, Audrey, Tyson
(164.104.71.168, Nov 28, 1995, 21:26 GMT)
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Didn't get my pizza with half an hour, does that mean it's free?
*grins*
--The Lost One
(norse.mcc.ac.uk, Nov 29, 1995, 21:22 GMT)
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I love Heather!
Mike Folk is a DOODLE
--Override
(169-87-193.ipt.aol.com, Nov 30, 1995, 04:05 GMT)
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Great tasting cyber pizza!
--someone (who likes pizza)!
(lib.NMSU.Edu, Nov 30, 1995, 04:20 GMT)
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