Old Gift Shop Wall

September, 1995

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That there kitten n goblin pizza sure hits the spot!


--Maxx
(ix-wc7-19.ix.netcom.com, Sep 01, 1995, 08:44 GMT)
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I am a pizza fan
--Rex Mantlepiece
(139.102.16.78, Sep 01, 1995, 20:26 GMT)
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Get a life.....Go chase a train!!!!!!!!!!!
--World Class Railfan
(dialup804.Chicago.mci.net, Sep 02, 1995, 09:09 GMT)
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Letty@world.net,

Meet me at the #Peter channel
--Peter Stevens
(sydney2.world.net, Sep 03, 1995, 03:37 GMT)
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
--Anonymous
(Quark.ST.HMC.Edu, Sep 04, 1995, 22:58 GMT)
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Pizza.....The F00D of Champions!  Have a Slice and Surf	
today :)
--anonymous
(ppp-ftl2-12.shadow.net, Sep 05, 1995, 03:43 GMT)
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I'm hungry!

--Gonshi
(192.197.151.94, Sep 05, 1995, 19:09 GMT)
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[IMAGE CENSORED --elfbot]

Lets play with kid's minds! :)

--norlg!
(onet2.cup.hp.com, Sep 05, 1995, 23:08 GMT)
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Wicked Kewl site d00dz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--PhAlCoN
(ppp099.free.org, Sep 06, 1995, 01:56 GMT)
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i'm new to the net . was surprised by all the pizza news .
anybody got a recipe for low fat pizza?? 

--pizza purveyor
(198.189.70.97, Sep 06, 1995, 05:05 GMT)
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anyone have a recipe for low fat pizza??
--pizza purveyor 2
(198.189.70.97, Sep 06, 1995, 05:07 GMT)
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I'm Bored...I'm the Chairman of the Bored!!!!


--Iggy
(netcom10.netcom.com, Sep 06, 1995, 10:45 GMT)
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BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS.
--The Fat Controller
(141.163.141.13, Sep 06, 1995, 12:00 GMT)
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"If you don't eat that pizza, you'll regret it. Maybe not
today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your
life."

--Bogie
(gateway.synoptics.com, Sep 06, 1995, 16:59 GMT)
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 - Go and get it!








--Blackbird
(Mail.Castrop-Rauxel.NetSurf.de, Sep 07, 1995, 16:35 GMT)
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sux
--ME
(ppp13.monmouth.com, Sep 07, 1995, 23:12 GMT)
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What no Aussie style Pizza??

--Dolly
(slsyd3p13.ozemail.com.au, Sep 08, 1995, 14:16 GMT)
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This is real cheesy.
(get it, cheesy. Laugh out loud 
 cause you know you want to.)
--UnOakable Ed
(ad06-20.compuserve.com, Sep 09, 1995, 06:57 GMT)
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Hi!
--Anonymous
(dial10.netrix.net, Sep 10, 1995, 00:20 GMT)
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I like peanuts............
--S.B.C.
(dial10.netrix.net, Sep 10, 1995, 00:28 GMT)
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Someday I would like to become a fish and grow gills so that
I won't be bothered anymore about my smell.  people won't
bother me about my smell anymore.

--Pike
(denny.icom.ca, Sep 11, 1995, 03:06 GMT)
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Look!  It's Enrico Palazzo!

--Tom Biro
(192.154.128.75, Sep 11, 1995, 20:00 GMT)
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SCHWA
is coming to your town.
--Captain Crunch
(140.146.15.156, Sep 11, 1995, 20:31 GMT)
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Guten Tag!
Das Seite ist sehr niedlich.
Ich liebe Kaetchen und Scheibe.

Ich muss gehen!

Bis spaeter...
  Fick ihrselbst bis die Kuehe gehen nach Haus!

Auf Wiedersehen!
--Johann
(slip126.inlink.com, Sep 12, 1995, 00:15 GMT)
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--Do I have to?
(slip126.inlink.com, Sep 12, 1995, 00:19 GMT)
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SAVE YOUR COUNTRY!
VOTE LIBERTARIAN!
--malthus
(128.206.66.156, Sep 12, 1995, 04:17 GMT)
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      "The Doors"
      by Bruce McCulloch

      There's one way to find out for sure
      What you gotta do
      is get an eight-track tape of "L.A. Woman."
      There's only a few in existence, but you'll find one if
      you want it badly enough.
      Steal a car,
      even if you have one already
      drive west,
      play the tape full blast.
      When the tape ends,
      get out, 
      go to a bar,
      play pool or pinball,
      or possibly even fuseball,
      get into a fight,
      get back in the car,
      drive back,
      when the car runs out of gas,
      torch it, 
      and as you watch the flames,
      if you still hear the music,
      Then my friend,
      You'll have become a
      Doors fan.

--Bruce McCullogh (jwilkinson@mail.utexas.edu)
(slip-27-13.ots.utexas.edu, Sep 12, 1995, 18:45 GMT)
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McDonalds is my kind of place.  Hamburgers in your face.
French fries between your toes.  Dill pickles up your nose.
Last time I was there, they burnt my underware.  And 
chocolate shakes, made out of polluted lakes.
Mcdonalds is my kind of place
--Geoman
(LibLRD-Class8.tamu.edu, Sep 13, 1995, 21:29 GMT)
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CeeJhey was here class of 1997 

--CeeJhey
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 13, 1995, 23:02 GMT)
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Pizza Rulz...
--T.J.
(pacepc57.cts.mtu.edu, Sep 14, 1995, 00:43 GMT)
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Way cool, dudes!!
--Anonymous
(doi01.jpl.nasa.gov, Sep 14, 1995, 07:49 GMT)
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Life is just one big cosmic joke, a huge prank, pulled
by the creator, be he God, Vishnu, Buddha, The Great Spirit,
or Mickey Mouse.
--LambdaMOO's own Dodger!
(slip4.dtx-bbs.com, Sep 14, 1995, 08:56 GMT)
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Someone get me a beer! I'm gettin' thirsty with all this pizza 
around this place!
--PizzaEater
(sgigate.SGI.COM, Sep 14, 1995, 16:10 GMT)
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i wanna a pizza real bad!!!!!!
--pIZzA-mAN
(mcmrcwk30.san.uc.edu, Sep 14, 1995, 16:22 GMT)
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OTTO DIX IS GOD.

       You must realize the importance of great art in 
 today's society.  Otto Dix is the best artist of all
 time.  It is our duty to pay homage to his beliefs 
 and his marvelous work.  DIX FOREVER!!!!!!
--susan
(199.1.62.48, Sep 14, 1995, 23:26 GMT)
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the Hawaiian in your mother.
--yo mama
(kahu7.ResComp.Arizona.EDU, Sep 15, 1995, 10:00 GMT)
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Eagle Taxi: 345-TAXI Chico
--KwaZulu
(slipper7493.iaccess.za, Sep 15, 1995, 18:24 GMT)
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I spotted Elvis at the Pizza server!!!!!
 
--Khrystae
(llions0.llion.org, Sep 16, 1995, 12:26 GMT)
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If you dig a hole and leave the dirt in it, no one will
notice

--duped into the FC
(ee111-09.foundation.ua.edu, Sep 18, 1995, 04:26 GMT)
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Jerry Garcia isn't dead.  He's living with Elvis and Jimmy
Hoffa at Michael Jackson's place.

--duped into the FC
(ee111-09.foundation.ua.edu, Sep 18, 1995, 04:28 GMT)
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Shhhhhhhhh

Be vewy, vewy quiet.  I'm hunting wabbits.

And kittens, and Garlicks, and...


--Powers
(cobalt.cs.rit.edu, Sep 18, 1995, 16:34 GMT)
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mmmmm......wow........much better than Dominoidz!!!.......
--jhall
(slc1.xmission.com, Sep 19, 1995, 19:31 GMT)
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sure loved that kitten pizza pie! MMMMMMM yummy!
--tree
(whitson.nosc.mil, Sep 19, 1995, 19:39 GMT)
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Hang, On... I've just got to get the phone......

--Sparky
(orange.cafesurf.co.uk, Sep 19, 1995, 20:15 GMT)
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--MICHAEL RYAN DAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(204.254.252.112, Sep 20, 1995, 00:48 GMT)
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--CRANKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(204.254.252.112, Sep 20, 1995, 00:50 GMT)
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the kittens are a good idea...when you drop the pizza
it always lands on it's feet....
--felineophile
(slbri2p31.ozemail.com.au, Sep 20, 1995, 10:28 GMT)
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Mine was a little cold but very tasty !!!!!
--Jason Watts
(gate.sni.co.uk, Sep 20, 1995, 10:55 GMT)
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This is cool, a pizza served over the Net,
now if only we could smell it!

--Midnite
(206.69.17.91, Sep 20, 1995, 18:59 GMT)
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No one makes a lego pizza like you!
--Blurgozaatsk
(matane.gel.ulaval.ca, Sep 21, 1995, 06:04 GMT)
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Pizza made me the man I am!

--Tom Tog
(starbug.lexis.co.uk, Sep 21, 1995, 11:04 GMT)
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Life is like a box of pizzaŠ
you never know how cheesy it will get!
--KatS
(a128069.spjc.cc.fl.us, Sep 21, 1995, 13:51 GMT)
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The worst thing about the Communications Decency Act is
xxxxx xxxxxxxxx!
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--Zarniwoop
(w-201-53.wellesley.edu, Sep 21, 1995, 18:38 GMT)
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Howdy!  I must say, that family-sized goblin, eyeball, and
lego pizza was delicious!  
--Chris Boyd
(cwis.uta.edu, Sep 21, 1995, 18:39 GMT)
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy
--jo mama
(tty044.ppp.ilstu.edu, Sep 21, 1995, 22:13 GMT)
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I want anchovieeeesss.........
--*beeeeeellllllch*
(joaquim.singnet.com.sg, Sep 22, 1995, 01:14 GMT)
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Breakfast?  Cold pizza NO MORE!
Have a toast and egg pizza!

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Do color copies of pizzas taste
better than black & white?
--The Godfather
(slip180.inlink.com, Sep 22, 1995, 03:18 GMT)
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Cold Pizza is good, dammit!
TOAST ON PIZZA?  Prefer DISKS myself...

-- No where
(217.192.144.50, Sep 22, 1995, 03:22 GMT)
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a disk on a pizza?


-- Smarty Marty
(slip03.klingon.doom.com, Sep 22, 1995, 3:25 GMT)
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DISKS are cool!  The melted plastic
is better than plain cheese.

-- No where
(217.192.144.50, Sep 22, 1995, 03:30 GMT)
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Do you have cowboy boots?

--Howdy!
(slip180.inlink.com, Sep 22, 1995, 03:31 GMT)
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This is an outrage!  I hope Congress shuts the net down
altogether, if this is the kind of horrid smut that kids can
find here!  How can you post such utter filth where CHILDREN
can find it?

%-)
--Cerebus
(s7.wce.com, Sep 22, 1995, 19:53 GMT)
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I think legos on pizza would be harmful to your health and
appetite!

--Lavos, Galatic Overlord
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 22, 1995, 22:24 GMT)
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I love Andrew, Dean Cain, Brian Austin Green, Steve, . They
all have lovers!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Also,
I love Kevin Costner.  I want to meet them all!!!!!! If you
are reading this and your name is written here, I want you
to know that I love you!!

--Heather
(piweba5y.prodigy.com, Sep 22, 1995, 22:45 GMT)
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hi. stay away from pat the lunchlady...she's umm...screwed
and stuff...really.

--h.r.
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 16:28 GMT)
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Play Whorehouse Rock-the card game for the 21st century.
--Living Hell
(piweba4y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 16:41 GMT)
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Wow.... And I thought I was the only one who had ever put
legos on my pizza before!  Now if only my boss would agree
with me on adding them to our toppings menu....


--delivery boy
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 17:04 GMT)
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Too Coool!

--Amber Mirage
(piweba5y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 18:55 GMT)
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BFKA.

--Dran-O
(piweba1y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 20:49 GMT)
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allo, all! sammy


--sammy
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 21:57 GMT)
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WHERE ARE THE BURRITOS
--PACO
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 22:39 GMT)
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Hello my name is Nicole and I love pizza my favorite 
kind is pepperoni pizza

--Nicole
(piweba1y.prodigy.com, Sep 23, 1995, 22:57 GMT)
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Peace Out
    &
 Rock On
Everybody :)
--Bean
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 24, 1995, 04:56 GMT)
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I love Michael Lamers.....
--amers
(dial149.lakeheadu.ca, Sep 24, 1995, 05:39 GMT)
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Please add beaver tails and moose antlers (both are aphrodisiacs)
to the items menu if you want to send pizzas to Canada.
And don't forget to add GST to the price, eh!
--The Pizza Pusher
(user13.bserv.com, Sep 24, 1995, 12:57 GMT)
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this is so dumb, but it's kinda kewl in a strange way!!!
but hey, it's pizza & pizza rocks in it's own weird way!!
              ô¿ô     ô¿ô    ô¿ô    ô¿ô
--The Cool One
(piweba2y.prodigy.com, Sep 24, 1995, 16:43 GMT)
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how much does it cost dude because i only have 75 cents
--the cool one again
(piweba2y.prodigy.com, Sep 24, 1995, 16:46 GMT)
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my name is mother mom fucker 
--Mike Allan
(piweba1y.prodigy.com, Sep 24, 1995, 21:26 GMT)
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My favorite toppings are mushrooms and olives on pizza.

--bunny
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Sep 25, 1995, 02:50 GMT)
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Hey!  I want a Pizza Server T-Shirt!

--cerebus
(s5.wce.com, Sep 25, 1995, 19:51 GMT)
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This isn't corny (sarcasticly)


--coolman
(piweba1y.prodigy.com, Sep 25, 1995, 22:17 GMT)
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Be nice to your enemies, just in case yourfriends turn out
to be assholes

--NgShorty
(www-b2.proxy.aol.com, Sep 25, 1995, 22:35 GMT)
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You Guys Are Cheaters.

--Billy Joe
(piweba4y.prodigy.com, Sep 26, 1995, 02:42 GMT)
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I've had a humorectomy.  Humor me.
--Lee Ann Goldstein
(lafn.org, Sep 26, 1995, 03:02 GMT)
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Hey out there!

I'm a prisoner of technology.
--Debbie
(imagine.imaginethat.com, Sep 26, 1995, 22:12 GMT)
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Hi, may I take your order? today our specialty is swerl of
squirrl, Road toad allamode.These dishes jacked from the
'Road Kill Cafe, you kill it we grill it.

--Bunny
(piweba4y.prodigy.com, Sep 26, 1995, 23:56 GMT)
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go see my page at http://users.aol.com/mindfire/mindfire.html
--mindfire
(h_ado.roanoke.infi.net, Sep 27, 1995, 02:30 GMT)
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IM WONDERING IF YOU HAVE MONKEY BRAIN PIZZA


--ROTEN EGGS
(piweba4y.prodigy.com, Sep 27, 1995, 04:01 GMT)
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Greetings from pizzaman in Johannesburg, South Africa.
I have the best pizzeria i S.A. Franco's Pizzeria,54 Tyrone
Ave.,Parkview. P.O.Box 72297 Parkview, 2122, South Africa.
I collect menus from all over. I enjoy making different 
pizzas for my specials board. How's this: Mozzarella,tomato,
giant mushrooms, sun dried tomato's and toasted onions.
GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Franco Forleo  pizzaman@aztec.co.za     LOVE TO HEAR FROM U

--pizzaman
(pizzaman.aztec.co.za, Sep 27, 1995, 12:53 GMT)
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free to be you and me!
SAVE OUR RAINFOREST!

--the schmuck
(nblazer-21.weizmann.ac.il, Sep 27, 1995, 15:56 GMT)
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I ordered one to the computer lab, and MAN was everyone
else envious!  The deliveryperson even snuck it past the
proctor, who won't allow food in the lab.
--gizmo
(pclab-5th-21.bus.utexas.edu, Sep 27, 1995, 18:09 GMT)
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I am Sailor Moon!!
--Heather
(piweba1y.prodigy.com, Sep 27, 1995, 22:45 GMT)
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At first you dont succeed
Give up, it wasn't worth it in the first place.
--Blaster
(remote5.compusmart.ab.ca, Sep 28, 1995, 01:36 GMT)
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I  just wanted to say that I did something on the
internet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Graeme The Ruler of the Earth
(piweba1y.prodigy.com, Sep 28, 1995, 02:34 GMT)
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Yum. Kitten heads. Now i AM hungry.
--gbut
(slip4041.sirius.com, Sep 28, 1995, 07:50 GMT)
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If you eat a pizza backwards,
you have no crust to throw away!
--Garbo
(jpandoPC.zdi.ziff.com, Sep 28, 1995, 16:14 GMT)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

                                      I was here
--Aragron
(piweba5y.prodigy.com, Sep 29, 1995, 01:19 GMT)
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Vote Cecil For God!!!

--Cecil
(piweba4y.prodigy.com, Sep 29, 1995, 02:18 GMT)
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las cucaracas entran pero no peuden salir

--gObLiN
(hood.powerup.com.au, Sep 29, 1995, 12:08 GMT)
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He says there arn't any easy answers I say he isn't looking 
hard enuff.!!! 
--gObLiN
(hood.powerup.com.au, Sep 29, 1995, 12:10 GMT)
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I have bullet-proof underwear!!!!

RIBERUBLEEV!!

--Captain Cosmo
(e-8.coe.fsu.edu, Sep 29, 1995, 13:16 GMT)
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HELLO ALL YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!
WE ARE HERE!!!
--mr.naylor
(e-12.coe.fsu.edu, Sep 29, 1995, 13:19 GMT)
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"I wish I'd listened to what my mother had told me." Why
what did she tell you?" I don't know I didn't listen."
"Terriffic."

--Arthur Dent&Ford Prefect
(piweba5y.prodigy.com, Sep 29, 1995, 16:48 GMT)
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If you can read this you don't need glasses.

--Ryan
(piweba5y.prodigy.com, Sep 29, 1995, 19:44 GMT)
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My kids (Ross and Lexi) and I really liked the pepperoni
and mushroom with eyeballs!  We're coming back later for
footballs and nails.


--ronch
(204.181.181.102, Sep 30, 1995, 13:19 GMT)
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