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Good stuff...
--Josh
(152.3.113.132, Jun 01, 1995, 03:43 GMT)
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I came,I saw and Iloved it !
--the copster
(pool03-22.innet.be, Jun 01, 1995, 14:08 GMT)
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This is a test message...
--Flim the Elf
(spidey.ecst.csuchico.edu, Jun 05, 1995, 19:34 GMT)
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My God! It's better than Pizza Hut. I'll eat again and
again and again.
--Devin
(piweba1y.prodigy.com, Jun 06, 1995, 03:46 GMT)
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Hey Raptor! Send me a message, will you!
--The Milkman
(199.107.229.32, Jun 06, 1995, 16:31 GMT)
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Hey Raptor,
How you doing? I found the Barney Fun Page:
ugweb.cs.ulberta.ca/~gerald/barney/die..cgi/
Gotta go! See ya 'round the Net.
--The Milkman
(199.107.229.35, Jun 06, 1995, 20:10 GMT)
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This is not nearly as cool as The Really Big Button that
Doesn't Do Anything.
--Deep Thought
(ix-sr3-19.ix.netcom.com, Jun 06, 1995, 20:11 GMT)
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M
--OM
(slip43.indirect.com, Jun 06, 1995, 23:47 GMT)
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i love chocolate pizza
--pooch
(cpandoli-rmt.sed.ida.org, Jun 06, 1995, 23:48 GMT)
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The pizza was great...but under the meat selection there
should be poor women and children...after all thats what
i'm hungry for!
--Newt(I wi'll be prez someday) Gingerich
(198.69.139.225, Jun 07, 1995, 00:11 GMT)
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--woman who lives under the tree
(pixelations.com, Jun 07, 1995, 16:38 GMT)
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Principal Skinner eats dirt
--El Barto
(async7.city-net.com, Jun 08, 1995, 14:46 GMT)
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This whole pizza thing is really stupid.
--mike prep
(ugl-mac-231.ucsd.edu, Jun 08, 1995, 23:27 GMT)
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--sdfsd
(apm2101-10.ucsd.edu, Jun 09, 1995, 03:59 GMT)
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Why no anchovies? Are you fish discriminators?
Also, very cool logo -- where can we get the t-shirts???
--sherry_kappel@ncsu.edu
(nacsdlb.acs.ncsu.edu, Jun 09, 1995, 18:41 GMT)
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Ilove Stephen yoder-Smith always.Ihate Audrey! Sheis
a beeep!(BITCH)
--camie lauria-white(camel)
(fred.lib.uncwil.edu, Jun 09, 1995, 19:33 GMT)
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i made a descusting pizza.i am having a party tomorrow.
-- Marcela Lauria-White+Zack
(wilma.lib.uncwil.edu, Jun 09, 1995, 19:41 GMT)
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--Stephen Yoder-Smith
(fred.lib.uncwil.edu, Jun 09, 1995, 19:45 GMT)
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Ilove Camie Lauria- White 4-ever 2!Love ya'll,Stephen.
P.S. I hate Audrey 2. She is an asshole
--Stephen Yoder-Smith
(fred.lib.uncwil.edu, Jun 09, 1995, 19:46 GMT)
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RADIATION... POISONING... MY MIND...
RRR..
must...
abuse HTML...
must... irritate other users
must... smash heads!
RRRR
must... be a big meanie...
must... abuse italics!
--Rocko the Elf
(inet2.tek.com, Jun 10, 1995, 01:17 GMT)
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RRR... STILL FILLED WITH HATE!
must.. TEAR CLOTHES TO SHREDS!
--Rocko the Elf
(inet2.tek.com, Jun 10, 1995, 01:19 GMT)
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Cluck, Cluck, goes the pizza bird, then clue clue
says 'da detectiv'. Bye said 'de birdies, hi saya the
clucking fool!
--Yo Man
(www-d1.proxy.aol.com, Jun 11, 1995, 01:06 GMT)
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give me a good kitty pizza any day and I will be happy!
--mayo
(frumpy.fhda.edu, Jun 11, 1995, 21:03 GMT)
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give me a good kitty pizza any day and I will be happy!
--mayo
(frumpy.fhda.edu, Jun 11, 1995, 21:04 GMT)
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Shouldn't Rocko the Elf be named Rocko the Alf? where
Alf stands for 'annoying little f***er'?
I didn't think this up by myself, i was called this...
but you can just call me..... L.
--L.
(192.215.148.3, Jun 12, 1995, 03:04 GMT)
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You know your old when you can't imagine why anyone would
want all those crappy toppings on a Pizza!
--MickeyWa
(ix-har2-26.ix.netcom.com, Jun 13, 1995, 04:12 GMT)
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For a LOT less fun, go here.
--Inaccurate Decay
(stemmons07.onramp.net, Jun 13, 1995, 10:08 GMT)
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Oh yeah...
Where's the SPAM? It's the toppin' of choice of
medical-dental office professionals!!
Ignore this.
--Inaccurate Decay
(stemmons07.onramp.net, Jun 13, 1995, 10:12 GMT)
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--prioni
(www-c4.proxy.aol.com, Jun 13, 1995, 21:40 GMT)
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Ok, Rocko, you tit. Take this! That's better. Man,
if there's one thing I can't stand it's an Elf that outta
control. I mean, your blood pressure is all the way up to
3/2 (and that's really high for an Elf.)
So here:
The worst insult an Elf can make...
And for the person up there who wanted to call Rocko a
fucker, well, you gotta understand that he's from a broken
home. And his pet goldfish used to beat him--'cause he's
such a
--Flim the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 13, 1995, 23:00 GMT)
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Terrapin Station Forever
--terrapin
(usstyx.glaxo.com, Jun 14, 1995, 14:36 GMT)
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Do I have to police everyone around here?
Wow. Netscape keeps track of nested BLINK tags...
--Flim the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 14, 1995, 16:35 GMT)
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You all can just ignore Flim, there. He's just bitter.
--Swelf the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 14, 1995, 16:38 GMT)
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I love PRC
--Butthead Claunch
(msfc_sma8.msfc.nasa.gov, Jun 14, 1995, 19:17 GMT)
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There once was a young pizza owner named Kent,
whose pizza was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
but instead of cooking it burnt!
(well, it's probably a family page);)
--Jakamar
(166.35.209.99, Jun 15, 1995, 20:27 GMT)
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--Erik
(ns15.moran.com, Jun 15, 1995, 21:06 GMT)
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Your pizza looks great, but it tastes like cathode ray tubes!
--
rik
(ns15.moran.com, Jun 15, 1995, 21:07 GMT)
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Yes! That's our speciality! CRT flavoring is what makes
our pizza stand out from the rest of the losers! Well,
from Pizza Hut, anyway.
Our pizza is hand-carved from the ice cold snows of the
North Pole and then, through the miracle of modern
technology, is digitally reconstructed into fabulous 100%
fat free not-tested-on-still-living-animals Techno-Pie!
I personally challenge Pizza Hut to attempt the same--the
day they're up here at the North Pole creating quality
pizza will be the day I eat my own shoelaces with a side
of ranch.
--Swelf the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 15, 1995, 21:39 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(tc-msutton.unl.edu, Jun 16, 1995, 00:39 GMT)
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What, no beverage?
--Trixx@ix.netcom.com
(ix-lv1-04.ix.netcom.com, Jun 16, 1995, 15:42 GMT)
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All this wall needs is a little culture:
Lemmings swirl and dance,
weaving patterns from pure chance,
and falling... falling...
--Tom McAlphabet
(amdext.amd.com, Jun 16, 1995, 22:00 GMT)
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D'OH!!!! Apologies from a HTML newbie. :^)
--Tom McAlphabet
(amdext.amd.com, Jun 16, 1995, 22:02 GMT)
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Let's try this again.
--Tom McAlphabet
(amdext.amd.com, Jun 16, 1995, 22:03 GMT)
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--HiT iT
(204.183.126.228, Jun 20, 1995, 00:23 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(204.183.126.228, Jun 20, 1995, 00:25 GMT)
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--Get More Graphic
(204.183.126.228, Jun 20, 1995, 06:53 GMT)
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--Get More Graphic
(204.183.126.228, Jun 20, 1995, 06:57 GMT)
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--Dave "The Geek" Reeck
(cust20.max1.seattle.wa.ms.uu.net, Jun 20, 1995, 20:26 GMT)
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Zowie! This is the Durn Coolest Pizza I done
ever got over the net. Here's to hopin y'all back in the
kitchen have heard the Good News O' "Bob", and
aren't spending too much time behind the digital ovens.
--Dave "The Geek" Reeck
(cust20.max1.seattle.wa.ms.uu.net, Jun 20, 1995, 20:29 GMT)
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That "Bob" guy's a crank. Plus, he's got a controlling
interest in Pizza hut. Of course, he's only making cash
off the Pinks, but still, kinda tasteless, donchathink?
Donchathink, it'll hurt.
Evad
--Evad
(cust20.max1.seattle.wa.ms.uu.net, Jun 20, 1995, 20:31 GMT)
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I can't believe you guys are elves, and you still allow
goblins to be put on your pizzas. What betrayal of
your family. I'm ashamed I bought a pizza now *sniff*
--Justine
(192.102.232.168, Jun 20, 1995, 21:47 GMT)
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this is the coolest thing i ever have seen in my life.......!
simply i L O V E I T
--Jolle
(n11.silkeborg.bib.dk, Jun 21, 1995, 12:37 GMT)
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Frodo Lives!
--wILD mAN
(spp001.lubb.ttuhsc.edu, Jun 21, 1995, 14:28 GMT)
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etra
--Tetra
(ccnet3.ccnet.com, Jun 21, 1995, 21:48 GMT)
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I think this whole pizza thing is kinda kinky.
It's just.. WOW! Y'know what I mean? It makes me
feel soeda warm and fuzzy.
--- Buster Himen
(134.53.3.19, Jun 22, 1995, 02:13 GMT)
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--SB
(198.66.72.94, Jun 22, 1995, 14:25 GMT)
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SCAVENGE - no space left
The Garbage Collector
--Ullrich
(mail.hamburg.pop.de, Jun 22, 1995, 16:30 GMT)
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<\blink><\blink>
SCAVENGE - no space left<\h1>
The Garbage Collector<\i>
--Ullrich
(mail.hamburg.pop.de, Jun 22, 1995, 16:38 GMT)
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There.
--Cleanup ElfBot
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Scavenge-No space left - the garbage PRODUCER! Man,
you guys really bite with the HTML, you know? Someone
turns on blink and doesn't turn it off, etc. Geezus.
I had to turn out ElfBot just to repair the mess. What,
you all think this is easier to read?!
--Rocko the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 22, 1995, 17:02 GMT)
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Hey there, people, get a load of this: the government
wants to restrict what we can put on the Internet. Go
figure. But it's anything indecent or obscene that they
want to get rid of. Guess who makes up the definition of
"indecent" and "obscene"... The Communications Decency Act has
already passed in the Senate but there is still time
to stop it before it becomes law.
A group of concerned citizens have produced a web page that
collects signatures of individuals who are opposed to this
act. If you wish to sign it, please
visit their web page.
Help protect our right to freedom of speech on the Internet!
--Beej the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 22, 1995, 17:09 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(macsag2-59.ciesin.org, Jun 22, 1995, 18:25 GMT)
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Jeff was here and peed on the wall.
--Anonymous
(macsag2-59.ciesin.org, Jun 22, 1995, 18:25 GMT)
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pizza is my life...seriously, and nothing in the world
can take that away from me!
--Anonymous
(198.216.2.135, Jun 23, 1995, 01:09 GMT)
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--Wacky on the Junk
(sppc1997.uwsp.edu, Jun 23, 1995, 04:35 GMT)
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Shit, I'm so hungry, I could eat ten virtual
cyber-pizzas. Too bad, they don't deliver in
the Netherlands.
--Mighty Duck
(duteinf.et.tudelft.nl, Jun 23, 1995, 09:21 GMT)
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Good luck to the RUSMP participants that find this message.
The first one wins! YUM!YUM!
--SB
(pasyn-23.rice.edu, Jun 23, 1995, 09:48 GMT)
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Cows are the ultimate mammal.
--Lark
(hoflink.com, Jun 23, 1995, 11:54 GMT)
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--julie helper
(198.66.75.77, Jun 23, 1995, 15:59 GMT)
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I am a participant in the RUSMP for 1995.
--Maxine
(198.66.75.71, Jun 23, 1995, 16:03 GMT)
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I found a quote today which is appropriate for the end
of school feelings of most teachers. I want to save
it for next year to express my feelings. It is why
all teachers need summer vacations away from students.
"Teaching school is but another word for sure and not very
slow destruction".
--julie helper
(198.66.75.77, Jun 23, 1995, 16:05 GMT)
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I, being the only Italian woman who does not know how
to make a homemade pizza, will testify to the fact that
this internet pizza thing is the best-tasting pizza I've
ever had!!
--jill renza
(198.66.75.60, Jun 23, 1995, 16:07 GMT)
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--rtrapp
(198.66.75.61, Jun 23, 1995, 16:08 GMT)
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--refrigerator raider
(198.66.75.84, Jun 23, 1995, 16:10 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(198.66.75.77, Jun 23, 1995, 16:11 GMT)
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I have a real problem with the Pizza Hut way of eating
pizza. It is aesthetically pleasing to start at the tip
of the pizza and work your way to the crust. The taste
of the pizza changes as you eat it if you pay careful
attention to your taste buds. Pizza Hut has ruined this
and I will never eat another one of there pizza'a again!!!
--rtrapp
(198.66.75.61, Jun 23, 1995, 16:12 GMT)
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I really like your Pizzas! My personal favorite is
kittens and goblins. I really don't care for the eyeballs;
too sour.
--jcubed
(198.66.75.74, Jun 23, 1995, 16:20 GMT)
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--vicki\
(198.66.75.142, Jun 23, 1995, 16:38 GMT)
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Amen! Pizza Hut has really gone too far with this ass-
backwards method of eating their pizzas. And getting
Rush Limbaugh to appear in their commercials--who are
these jokers?
Just remember guys, whenever you feel like chowing down
on one of those reverse Grease Hut pies, simply belt
yourself repeatedly with a railroad tie until sanity
returns...
--Flim the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 24, 1995, 00:38 GMT)
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We have to confirm our pizzas? They are so
great I was going to send some to my friends.
Now I'm going to look around for some toppings
to send you.
You can't resist clicking here
--Ian
(ds7001-2.gnofn.org, Jun 24, 1995, 04:27 GMT)
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My wife and I had our first date in Kansas City pizzeria
where we had sourkraut pizza. It was great
--Dennis
(dialport-25.sh.lsumc.edu, Jun 25, 1995, 00:15 GMT)
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BEST PLACES TO GO! http://worldnetoh.com/bestpage.htm
http://turnpike.net/metro/M/mip
--Comp Genuis
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, Jun 25, 1995, 00:35 GMT)
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--T.F.W (from down under)
(nova.cs.flinders.edu.au, Jun 25, 1995, 02:40 GMT)
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Only someone with a few spare years to waste would bother
to read all the messages scrawled on to this virtual
gnarly wall.
P.S. Where the hell is my pizza???
--T.F.W (from down under)
(nova.cs.flinders.edu.au, Jun 25, 1995, 02:42 GMT)
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O.k. well here I am. So no matter where you go, there
youare!!!
--Mike Jett Wuz Here '95
(www-b3.proxy.aol.com, Jun 25, 1995, 19:09 GMT)
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Orca-N-Cerebro
4-ever
--Orca
(mac31.cs.orst.edu, Jun 26, 1995, 01:02 GMT)
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Roni loves Scotty!
--Roni
(osip59.ionet.net, Jun 26, 1995, 06:54 GMT)
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Wolves like Pizza Too!!! As do a few Foxes I know, so
where are the animal toppings?
--Briersting
(gk-west.usps.gov, Jun 26, 1995, 13:30 GMT)
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Not only can we resist clicking there, we can also resist
clicking all the rest of the page.
Ha!
--Flim the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 26, 1995, 17:32 GMT)
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Why would any sane person use the blink tag in Netscape? It
was an incredibly stupid invention in the first place! The
blinking is UGLY and too slow. If all you
blink freaks want to show emphasis, try something like
this instead!
--Annoyed at Netscape
(ppp-3-12.iadfw.net, Jun 27, 1995, 01:46 GMT)
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Italics off! Try getting your tags right next time!
Geez...
--Annoyed at Annoyed at Netscape
(ppp-3-12.iadfw.net, Jun 27, 1995, 01:49 GMT)
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Dang nested tags... Stupid netscape...
--Annoyed at Annoyed at Annoyed at Netscape
(ppp-3-12.iadfw.net, Jun 27, 1995, 01:51 GMT)
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Don Eduardo has the cheesiest lung my friend.
--hulse
(kiawe.soest.hawaii.edu, Jun 27, 1995, 03:15 GMT)
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PEPERONI PIZZA RULES
O K
--Jazz
(wilma.netinfo.com.au, Jun 27, 1995, 08:24 GMT)
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I want mine free! You guarantee 30 seconds or less,
and it was 31!!!
--Vernon Brooks
(ix-lv3-21.ix.netcom.com, Jun 27, 1995, 13:16 GMT)
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Psycho Man RULES!!!!
--P.M.
(192.204.112.81, Jun 27, 1995, 16:25 GMT)
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Sorry 'bout that, Vernon. We sometimes can't get the pies
over the slower connections in time. But we're drinking
Milk! And pretty soon well be packing millions of pizza-
bits over a regular 14.4 connection! Well, we dream about
it, anyway...
Here's a refund:
--BEGIN BEEJ-BUX PAYMENT--
B$50.00
--END BEEJ-BUX PAYMENT--
--Swelf the Elf
(hpccoa.corp.hp.com, Jun 27, 1995, 16:56 GMT)
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our Psychotic Friend
--Your Psychotic Friend
(204.171.168.36, Jun 28, 1995, 00:06 GMT)
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Congratulations! The Rice University Scool Mathematics Project...ALDINE! You are super!
--SB
(pasyn-34.rice.edu, Jun 28, 1995, 03:19 GMT)
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For the serious pizza folks--especially the 8-12 math
teachers, there is a teachable moment within the Internet
Pizza Server.
--sboone@cs.rice.edu
(pasyn-34.rice.edu, Jun 28, 1995, 03:28 GMT)
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For the serious pizza folks--especially the 8-12 math