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MMMM Pizza Gooood!
--Pizza the Hut
(pamc.ag.vt.edu, May 01, 1995, 00:04 GMT)
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I'm single, female, and in St. Louis. If you are interested,
leave me a message on this board. Oh yeah, I like Hawaiian
Pizza, with kittens!!!
--Bluebird
(165.104.5.43, May 01, 1995, 17:37 GMT)
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Hey! A female in St. Louis! That's so neat. We'll, I'm
up here in the North Pole, and I enjoy quiet evenings
playing in the snow and having my ears waxed by lovely
American femmes.
Call me anytime! I'm ready for a violent toe-flossing!
*smooch!*
--Spool the Elf
(pathogen.ecst.csuchico.edu, May 01, 1995, 18:23 GMT)
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i am but a mere waitress at the table of life....
--Anonymous
(koriel.sun.com, May 01, 1995, 18:37 GMT)
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all i know is that i don't know
that i know that i dont know
nothing
--me
(berkeley-mac2.incog.com, May 01, 1995, 23:24 GMT)
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pizza de funk
--poohbear
(ip-pdx4-18.teleport.com, May 02, 1995, 03:02 GMT)
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Greasy Listening by Dooms U.K.
Available at finer record stores everywhere
--jcarlson
(a1p07.connect.net, May 02, 1995, 04:47 GMT)
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Hey, I'm Magically delicious
--The Leprechaun
(198.189.32.10, May 02, 1995, 17:38 GMT)
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Food is Good
--Tsarina
(144.92.78.62, May 03, 1995, 19:05 GMT)
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All women should have to wear pantyhose all
the time with very short skirts!!!!
--BreakfastClub
(204.183.126.175, May 04, 1995, 01:25 GMT)
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Pizza? Yeah, me eat-'em...
--Mantool
(hou09.onramp.net, May 05, 1995, 02:19 GMT)
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TO THE BREAKFAST CLUB... YOU ARE PIGS!
--EAZY2DO
(198.59.137.119, May 05, 1995, 16:02 GMT)
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Yummy Yummy my favourite pizza is cheese and tomato!!!!
PIZZZZZZAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Fred
(pine.shu.ac.uk, May 05, 1995, 17:34 GMT)
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Hey! I think you guys ought to have a jerky pizza topping
and all women should bow at my feet and lick the ground
I walk on!
--The Lepprechaun
(kanga.pvhs.chico.k12.ca.us, May 05, 1995, 19:06 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(hpcvsop.cv.hp.com, May 06, 1995, 00:35 GMT)
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oger
--Roger
(netcom18.netcom.com, May 06, 1995, 07:44 GMT)
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" "
--A mime
(dallas7.dfw.net, May 06, 1995, 22:07 GMT)
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Talk about wierd toppings, they gave me heartburn. Here
come Tums to the rescue.
--Pizza Patrol
(198.83.19.42, May 08, 1995, 01:09 GMT)
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C.J. was here! Order a pizza they are YUMMY! Sports
Rule. Check out my plan, it is awesome,
clint@alpha.pr1.k12.co.us
--C.J.
(alpha.pr1.k12.co.us, May 08, 1995, 03:21 GMT)
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What? No uh... "sex toys"??!?
--Anonymous
(199.190.77.152, May 08, 1995, 16:45 GMT)
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Are you pondering what I am pondering, Pinky?????
--Brain
(typhoon.seas.ucla.edu, May 08, 1995, 23:09 GMT)
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Much to my chagrin
I've lost all of my kin
To the devil and to sin
--Leaper
(saul1.u.washington.edu, May 09, 1995, 03:14 GMT)
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Hello, everyone. I'm just testing right now.
Test.
Test.
Test.
Did that work, eh? (Canadian)
--Dween
(vp-g5.it-scc.louisville.edu, May 09, 1995, 20:25 GMT)
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Click here.
Please send a message with this link. Tell him anything you wish.
Feel angry? Take your aggression out the easy way!
Need to talk? Tell your feelings!
Aren't I evil?
--Disgruntled Postal Carrier
(vp-g5.it-scc.louisville.edu, May 09, 1995, 20:33 GMT)
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My mind works in mysterious ways, But SSHHH!!! don't tell
the IRS, I don't think it has a green card.
--Vancouverite
(dyn-39.direct.ca, May 09, 1995, 22:25 GMT)
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Pizza
Our task is not to end struggle, conflict and pain,
but to live thru them, in the light of faith.
OPPS this is about Pizza, not life,
Q
--Questor@megaweb.com
(www-e1a.megaweb.com, May 10, 1995, 00:47 GMT)
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There was a great sunsed that was viewed from the west.
--Franco Martin
(140.174.231.14, May 10, 1995, 04:38 GMT)
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"Expectation is the cornerstone of life itself."
Martin Heidegger
--Mike D. Sforza
(sl-mike.multilis.dra.com, May 11, 1995, 02:39 GMT)
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Smoke a Joint & Don't forget to enjoy your Pizza!!!!!
*A*L*O*H*A*
--Eric Potter
(204.119.33.203, May 12, 1995, 05:32 GMT)
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Anchovies are people too!
--cheesy
(142.226.247.251, May 12, 1995, 14:50 GMT)
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EYEBALLS,TOAST AND KITTENS! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! KITTENS.
--BOBO
(199.107.229.31, May 12, 1995, 16:30 GMT)
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--LILGYOIGEEE
(199.107.229.31, May 12, 1995, 16:32 GMT)
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I just wanted to say that elves make COOKIES not
PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you drive thru
--bobo
(199.107.229.31, May 12, 1995, 16:45 GMT)
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THE KITTENS YOU USE ARE BETTER THAN PIZZA HUT'S.
--THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
(199.107.229.31, May 12, 1995, 19:59 GMT)
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Elvis has left your pants, but he'll come back if you want.
Me sit goood!
Heeeeerrrrreee Fisssshhhhy, Fissssshhhyy, Fisssshhhhy!
I love you, you love me...
Rectum!!
Nanu nanu. Nanu nanu. Nanu nanu.
--THE MILKMAN
(199.107.229.31, May 12, 1995, 20:05 GMT)
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--Greg
(slsyd2p01.ozemail.com.au, May 12, 1995, 22:32 GMT)
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The SnowGoose need not bathe to make itself white,
Nor need you do anything but be yourself.
Which is great but, but who really cares.
You can be whoever you want, and as longg as I have a pizza
to eat I don't give a rats rear end.
--Jupe!!
(charlotte.anu.edu.au, May 13, 1995, 06:50 GMT)
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I am Pentium of Borg, Division is irrelevant, you will be
approximated!!!!!
--Enter your name or alias
(charlotte.anu.edu.au, May 13, 1995, 06:51 GMT)
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Helllo, I like Petsa. It iz goud. I like mine with extra
kitten guts, but they don't have them so I eat it
with kitten heads instead. .-) Mutents 4 necular power!~!
--zummpkiee
(ednet1.osl.or.gov, May 13, 1995, 15:22 GMT)
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Helllo, I like Petsa. It iz goud. I like mine with extra
kitten guts, but they don't have them so I eat it
with kitten heads instead. .-) Mutents 4 necular power!~!
--zummpkiee
(ednet1.osl.or.gov, May 13, 1995, 15:24 GMT)
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--afritz
(afritz.phx.primenet.com, May 13, 1995, 18:22 GMT)
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i think that if pigs flew then so would you
and i'm going to go dig a hole in the ground so i can
put my brother
in it and look down at him and then i'll be taller
than him again ha ha ha
(cause i'm not any more and goddamnit, i'm sick of it!
do you have a brother?
is he taller than you?
my condolences.
--papa smurf
(198.83.6.39, May 13, 1995, 19:23 GMT)
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What? No extra cheese????
--Professor
(tpafl-17.gate.net, May 13, 1995, 21:48 GMT)
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i am felix, king of the davis dog-world. i am limitless
in my powers and i have the ability to roam
davis at will. i laugh at the police and would wave my
testicles at the animal control officers if i had
any.
http://www-atm.ucdavis.edu/~padilla/felix
--felix
(dcn53.ucdavis.edu, May 14, 1995, 00:26 GMT)
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can we have a garlic bread with that?
-- nebulous
(acacia.itd.uts.edu.au, May 16, 1995, 02:20 GMT)
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Love Pizza or Die!
--Erik
(erikvoss.mindspring.com, May 16, 1995, 02:59 GMT)
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oger
--roger
(netcom22.netcom.com, May 16, 1995, 07:37 GMT)
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Howdy buckaroos. This here is Jungle Boy Love: The
Computer Cowboy. I'm just a stranger passing through
and I got hungry. So I had some goblin pizza, I have
to say it's better than pork and beans. If you'd like
to come to my ranch for a spell I'm at
http://www.koehn-institute.uwosh.edu/students/jonathan
Oh, and ladies, I'm available!!
--Jungle Boy Love: The Computer Cowboy
(141.233.135.130, May 16, 1995, 15:01 GMT)
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Sorry about that last message, buckaroos. Why don't you
all come down to my ranch for a spell at
http://www.koehn-instiute.uwosh.edu/students/jonathan
It's far from complete, but soon I hope to have my entire
Jungle Boy Love story for you, it's a doozy. Oh, and ladies,
I'm available.
E-mail at jensej39@vaxa.cis.uwosh.edu Happy trails!!
--Jungle Boy Love: The Computer Cowboy
(141.233.135.130, May 16, 1995, 15:07 GMT)
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Crunchy beetles! Yum! Yum! And green m&ms for sugar and
magic! Wow!
--Tim Benzedrine
(199.222.74.49, May 16, 1995, 18:54 GMT)
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-- dbear and reaper
(165.29.134.63, May 17, 1995, 05:06 GMT)
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-- dbear and reaper
(165.29.134.63, May 17, 1995, 05:06 GMT)
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HEY we didn't get the kittens we ordered on our pizza!
-- dbear and reaper
(165.29.134.63, May 17, 1995, 05:07 GMT)
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I love pizza
--amber
(199.117.88.74, May 17, 1995, 14:25 GMT)
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Most Republicans are anal rententive assholes!
--Me
(198.214.111.73, May 17, 1995, 15:34 GMT)
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I just wantedto say primus primus primus primus primus
--the ultimate primus fan
(199.107.229.31, May 17, 1995, 20:10 GMT)
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A better pizza than Pizza Hut
(especially with Rush Limbaugh pushing it now)!
Need to add Feta cheese.......
--Allan
(142.36.118.125, May 17, 1995, 21:07 GMT)
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ASS
(yes that does say ass!)
You know it's all fun and games untill somebody looses
an eye..... remember that..
(magicman@mail.msen.com)
--MagicMan
(piweba2y.prodigy.com, May 17, 1995, 21:48 GMT)
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I have messed around on this wall many times, but today I
would like to be serious.
I have created a new philosophy on life today:
Certain people have a gift to do something important for society.
Some people invent new ideas and theories.
But most people just live and die.
For them there is no lesson except death.
--Matthew J. Rathbun
(199.107.229.27, May 18, 1995, 16:19 GMT)
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TO: Brain
RE: Pondering
I think so, Brain, but would the mongoose hold still
for that?
--Pinky
(kip_003.smcae_acad.knox.edu, May 19, 1995, 20:23 GMT)
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--Keri Keshler
(grail716.nando.net, May 20, 1995, 00:44 GMT)
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hi,
pogs are cool i love them. i hope you do
--Keri
(grail716.nando.net, May 20, 1995, 00:46 GMT)
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Great pizza. The waitress was very nice, too! We tipped her nice.
Glad you're open 24 hours! P.S. the bathrooms could use a
little cleaning.
--Rick Pike (Rockville MD)
(cpcug.org, May 20, 1995, 04:35 GMT)
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I bet if I put a reference in here
like this then people will click it.
Whaddya think, was it good for you?
== The Bear (tm) ==
--The Bear
(billw.syspac.com, May 20, 1995, 07:45 GMT)
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Please check out the SHU WWW server...
Click here
to go to SHU Homepage!
Bye Bye!
--DragonLord
(pine.shu.ac.uk, May 20, 1995, 14:34 GMT)
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--Tyler@indirect.com
(s133.phxslip4.indirect.com, May 20, 1995, 15:40 GMT)
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Here I sit.....Broken Hearted
Came To Shit...Only farted
That has to be the story of my life.
Keep smokin!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Toiletman
(s133.phxslip4.indirect.com, May 20, 1995, 15:43 GMT)
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Hey how youre doing on this bad planet
--marilo
(dialup005.denhaag.dataweb.nl, May 20, 1995, 17:19 GMT)
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Blueyes 5/21/95 Yahoo!
--Blueyes
(piweba3y.prodigy.com, May 21, 1995, 15:56 GMT)
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--Voyager
(dcn81.ucdavis.edu, May 21, 1995, 23:31 GMT)
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Grafitti sucks!
--Voyager
(dcn81.ucdavis.edu, May 21, 1995, 23:31 GMT)
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oger
--Roger
(netcom9.netcom.com, May 22, 1995, 02:17 GMT)
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--The Pope
(199.107.229.31, May 22, 1995, 14:58 GMT)
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Pizza is great for all sorts of occasions.
It's usually the life of the party! So what
does that tell you Guys?!
--Smitty
(148.199.86.142, May 23, 1995, 17:59 GMT)
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Sucksweeeeeeeeeeee!!
--Keiichi Morisato
(reboot.unm.edu, May 23, 1995, 20:15 GMT)
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I really like pork and beans!
--Frank Burns
(elmo.dkh.du.edu, May 23, 1995, 20:50 GMT)
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Does anyone know that "corn" is one of
the most popular topping in Japan?
Would you want to have that on your
pizza? Even Dominos or Chicago Pizza
provides many pizzas topped with corn
in Japan.
Potate is another Japanese favorit
topping. All right!
If anyone have questions about Japan,
I migt be able to answer. Please write me.
god-vilg@ppp.bekkoame.or.jp
--Tada"HIro" Kamimura
(ppp3_094.bekkoame.or.jp, May 24, 1995, 12:41 GMT)
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EJ if I could be your pizza would you
like xtra chocalate and cheeze?
--Sunwoman
(fac-secretary.anthro.nyu.edu, May 24, 1995, 14:24 GMT)
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You'll love the stuff we're made of.... -P.H.
--P.H.
(204.31.111.89, May 24, 1995, 19:05 GMT)
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--crevis
(199.107.229.31, May 24, 1995, 20:00 GMT)
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I MUST GET T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE! (BUT,UM, SOME PIZZA WOULD
BE COOL TOO. HEH-HEH-HEH M HEH-HEH-HEH)
--THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
(199.107.229.24, May 26, 1995, 16:32 GMT)
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I came
I saw
I ate
I puked
I ran
I prayed
Viva Chico what a place to get an education
--salmon fly
(bryanb-pc.ngc.com, May 26, 1995, 18:06 GMT)
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I came
I saw
I ate
I puked
I ran
I prayed
Viva Chico what a place to get an education
B.S. Fall 92
--salmon fly
(bryanb-pc.ngc.com, May 26, 1995, 18:07 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(bmuarc-mac202.csuchico.edu, May 27, 1995, 19:52 GMT)
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--Keeley
(celebrian.otago.ac.nz, May 30, 1995, 11:44 GMT)
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Kato Kaelin is proof positive that Ginger and Gilligan did it.
--toutzee
(204.107.105.239, May 31, 1995, 05:12 GMT)
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It's NOT how far we go.. but rather.. how close we come |<
--Wondering Wonderer
(204.74.67.40, May 31, 1995, 09:48 GMT)
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Tofu is the best pizza topping ever!!
-(if you don't know what tofu is, you're
missing out!)
Kittens are pretty good too, but Phil says that toe
jam is the best... I don't agree with him.
P.S I hate stupid people!! (and stuff that sucks, heh,heh)
--Phil's fan club
(govtdocuments.sdstate.edu, May 31, 1995, 15:12 GMT)
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CURT CRANE IS A LOSER!!!
--the curtinator
(orange.ge.com, May 31, 1995, 17:09 GMT)
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