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I thinking duck pizza.
--Not Julie-n-Anita but Heather
(smf-b16.facsmf.utexas.edu, Apr 01, 1995, 19:36 GMT)
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--jdog
(sgigate.sgi.com, Apr 01, 1995, 19:37 GMT)
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To all the other dogs out there! Chow down on some of dat
good ol' pizza! WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
--jdog
(sgigate.sgi.com, Apr 01, 1995, 20:08 GMT)
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Anyone who had begun to think...places some portion of the world in great jeapordy.
--Little Boots
(mordred.ucc.uconn.edu, Apr 02, 1995, 21:17 GMT)
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--Destiny
(ip197-164.wiu.bgu.edu, Apr 03, 1995, 17:46 GMT)
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In all thy ways acknowlege Him and He shall direct thy paths.
Proversb 3:6
--Janna
(term-cs-1.kear.tdsnet.com, Apr 04, 1995, 12:33 GMT)
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Its cold outside
there is no kinda atmosphere
Im all alone
more or less
let me fly far away from here
ON RED DWARF
Just a litle tune while you eat your PIZZA
For those who do not know RED DWARF, your lives must be HELL
--We 2 are 3
(reggae.iinet.net.au, Apr 04, 1995, 12:50 GMT)
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GEEZ I loved that pizza!!!!
But i need more ingredients...BADLY!!
--Tarax
(develing.si.hhs.nl, Apr 04, 1995, 15:47 GMT)
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A wink is as good as a nudge to a blind bat!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
How the hell did you get this on the ecst machine without
getting approval from the A.S. council? :)
--redmule
(cdrom-pc61.lab.csuchico.edu, Apr 04, 1995, 17:39 GMT)
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Well, well, well! We've got all kinds of Monty Python and
Red Dwarf stuff getting posted here! Wicked, eh--you're
wicked!
I'd just like to say that we up here at The Internet Pizza
Server watch a lot of British comedy. The fact of the
matter is that comedy here in the U.S.A. basically sucks
rocks. Had to be said.
Finally, I'd like to take this opportunity to tell our
topping elf to get on the case! We have a long list of
toppings waiting to be developed. (There are several X-
Rated toppings already produced, but we are waiting for
the outcome of The Internet Decency Act before we put
them on-line.)
--Flim the Elf
(phantasm.ecst.csuchico.edu, Apr 05, 1995, 03:35 GMT)
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How 'bout a pizza with the works?
(something like a "Supreme")
--me
(guilder.bevd.blacksburg.va.us, Apr 05, 1995, 07:36 GMT)
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I will concede that British comedy is good, but if you think
all American comedy is bad, check out Friends on NBC 8:30 TUE.
WHEW!!! That Rachael (Jennifer Anniston) is cute!
--Patrick Ockershauser
(osip15.ionet.net, Apr 05, 1995, 11:28 GMT)
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When in MKE try Lisa's on Oakland Av..
Miss Junebug120@aol.com sez:
"Luv the pineapple and shrimp combo"
--Anonymous
(130.151.91.17, Apr 06, 1995, 13:27 GMT)
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izza Taste Tester
--Pizza Taste Tester
(1magip46.magi.com, Apr 07, 1995, 01:01 GMT)
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You say 'gnertle', I say 'gnoitle'. You say 'potato', and
I say 'cactus'. 'Gnertle', 'gnoitle', 'potato', 'cactus',
let's call the whole thing off....
--Sheridan
(paul.spu.edu, Apr 07, 1995, 06:44 GMT)
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I think that over the last 6 years as a chef at the Pizza
Piazza restaurant in Warwick, England, I have prepared and
cooked at least 200,000 pizzas single handedly. No wonder
--John-Paul the chef
(verchon.dcs.warwick.ac.uk, Apr 07, 1995, 13:37 GMT)
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I think that over the last 6 years as a chef at the Pizza
Piazza restaurant in Warwick, England, I have prepared and
cooked at least 200,000 pizzas single handedly. No wonder
my hands smell of cheese.
--John-Paul the chef
(verchon.dcs.warwick.ac.uk, Apr 07, 1995, 13:39 GMT)
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for a good time call (612) 363-CENSORED and ask for sexy.
--steve klaus
(qu058l.csbsju.edu, Apr 07, 1995, 21:43 GMT)
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Being is important
Being important is not.
--Scooter
(earth.corp.cubic.com, Apr 07, 1995, 23:13 GMT)
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since feeling is first
since feeling is first
who pays attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you;
wholly to be a fool
while Spring is in the world
my blood disapproves,
and kisses are better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. Don't cry
-- the best gesture of my brain is less than
your eyelids' flutter which says
we are for each other: then
laugh, leaning back in my arms
for life's not a paragraph
And death i think is no parenthesis
-- E. E. Cummings
(1894-1962)
--Recondite
(160.111.4.109, Apr 08, 1995, 21:53 GMT)
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Don't ever knock on death's door. Just ring the doorbell and run - he hates that. <---my senior quote! yesss!
Hawaiian pizza from Circus is by FAR the best in the land!
--Del
(connect3.metro2.k12.mn.us, Apr 09, 1995, 17:47 GMT)
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--del
(www-proxy.crl.research.digital.com, Apr 09, 1995, 23:27 GMT)
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Don't kick an Aussie when he's down, just say G'day and
buy him a beer
It's 20C 70f and fine and sunny justthe day for a pizza!
del who is japunumop...
--del
(www-proxy.crl.research.digital.com, Apr 09, 1995, 23:30 GMT)
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imagination is uplifting; only gravity brings me down.
and I ask myself: "am I a foohead?"
fooheads unite!
--east-end beej
(mozgoyob.msi.umn.edu, Apr 09, 1995, 23:50 GMT)
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No art here......FPC is too cheap!!
Anyone from Campolindo HS.....WRITE via Franklin Pierce
College..........munsonce@academic.fpc.edu
--Munson
(float109.fpc.edu, Apr 10, 1995, 01:45 GMT)
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JaBBa <----loves---- Kiana ; )
--JaBBa
(d100.aa.net, Apr 10, 1995, 03:58 GMT)
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great pizza...but I really wanted anchovies!
Oh well, it's an acquired taste...
zombie@xnet.com
http://www.xnet.com/~zombie
--zombie
(zombie.xnet.com, Apr 10, 1995, 04:19 GMT)
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So what's the deal with those X-Rated toppings, anyway?
I suggest a "Body Parts" topping subsection.
I already have two toppings for you, if you'd accept them.
;) But, we wouldn't want to give anyone out there on
the net a *complex* or anything....you might want to..
ummm....scale them down a bit... *teeheehee* %-)
Hey! Maybe that's how I can spend my Spring Break --
making X-Rated Body Part pizza toppings!!!
What say you, elves? :> :> :>
--The Pizza Server Cheerleader
(nbdyn54.dip.csuchico.edu, Apr 10, 1995, 17:09 GMT)
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Life is a shit sandwhich. Every day is a bite.
The bread is very moldy.
--nobody@baervan.nmt.edu
(baervan.nmt.edu, Apr 10, 1995, 22:05 GMT)
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Stamp out philatelism.
--Red
(148.137.3.183, Apr 11, 1995, 01:53 GMT)
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A pizza topping is but a micro-cosm of the world.
Take one bite of the pizza and you have eaten part
of the world. Eat the whole pizza and you have
experienced the world
Written at 5:12 a.m. 4/11/95
--Roz
(204.146.73.15, Apr 11, 1995, 10:12 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(192.204.124.160, Apr 11, 1995, 14:56 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(192.204.124.160, Apr 11, 1995, 14:57 GMT)
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wash behind your ears
--your mom
(jellyfish.ucsb.edu, Apr 12, 1995, 00:09 GMT)
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Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--its me!!!
(phoebe.ucc.uconn.edu, Apr 12, 1995, 00:11 GMT)
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All say...VicVixvi
--Vic Vixvi
(muskingum.edu, Apr 12, 1995, 00:47 GMT)
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If it looks like pizza, smells like pizza, tastes
like pizze, IT'S ME !!!
--Jello-Biafra
(beryl.jsp.umontreal.ca, Apr 12, 1995, 03:06 GMT)
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Greetings from St. Louis, Mo.
Home of Q-104 and The Steve & D.C. Show
The Planet's Hottest Music!
--Crisco Selafane
(umslts1_16.umsl.edu, Apr 12, 1995, 19:54 GMT)
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im
--Tim
(204.187.145.57, Apr 14, 1995, 03:21 GMT)
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ibdevlin
--Dibdevlin
(199.174.153.13, Apr 14, 1995, 03:48 GMT)
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I heartily agree that x-rated pizza toppings should be a
high priority. Perhaps to access them a complex randomly
generated math question must be answered correctly... or
one about sex.
"What is the name for the process of cellular division for
germ cells?"
Yadda yadda yadda
2 + 4i * pi/6 = a yeast infection
--Yertle The Fuckin' Elf
(inet2.tek.com, Apr 14, 1995, 04:31 GMT)
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why eez there no ren & stimpy for my peeeza?
--james "max" morehead
(ts7-12.inforamp.net, Apr 14, 1995, 05:10 GMT)
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If you ever fall off the sears tower, just go real limp
and maybe people will think you are a dummy and try to
catch you cuz', Hey Free Dummy!
--jack
(nbdyn30.dip.csuchico.edu, Apr 14, 1995, 05:11 GMT)
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I love pizza!
--Paolo Speca
(mikasa.iol.it, Apr 14, 1995, 17:36 GMT)
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So when will I be able to order a real pizza???
--Carmen
(dialup-4-7.gw.umn.edu, Apr 14, 1995, 21:35 GMT)
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--photon
(nephi.cs.byu.edu, Apr 15, 1995, 05:34 GMT)
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bored with your life? Feel like nothing is going your
way? Well buck up! You can go to
PHOTONIAN SOIL whenever you need a pick me up!
--photon
(nephi.cs.byu.edu, Apr 15, 1995, 05:36 GMT)
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You are a nenoo-head.
--Scott
(slip153-6.on.ca.ibm.net, Apr 15, 1995, 21:57 GMT)
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"Life's rich demand creates supply in the hand,
the insurgency began...and we missed it.
I looked for it, and I found it.
Miles standish proud, congratulate me."
-- Begin The Begin, Life's Rich Pageant
The R.E.M. Newsgroup
--Stipey the Great
(slip153-6.on.ca.ibm.net, Apr 15, 1995, 22:01 GMT)
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Need that squid!
--Doc Doolittle
(198.81.9.20, Apr 16, 1995, 01:47 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(labbies.micro.umn.edu, Apr 17, 1995, 02:35 GMT)
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How about some Whamees? (As in the evil elves from
the TV game show 'Press Your Luck')
=:^)
--Youngblood
(modem58.ucdavis.edu, Apr 17, 1995, 04:08 GMT)
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This site is coolest one i have ever seen.
--Graffity man
(128.180.77.21, Apr 18, 1995, 03:15 GMT)
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I hope you mother fuckers die
--Dumbfuck
(lib3.nueva.pvt.k12.ca.us, Apr 18, 1995, 15:35 GMT)
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> --Dumbfuck
Ah, yes. This is just the type of thing we here at The
Internet Pizza Server factory expect to see from a K12
site. Listen, you preadolescent bastard, why don't you
think before you start smearing your crap here.
I'm glad that such outstanding citizens as yourself are
quickly building a reputation for children on the Internet.
--Rocko the Elf
(pathogen.ecst.csuchico.edu, Apr 18, 1995, 17:25 GMT)
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The essence.
--PNess
(mcmac.pc.cc.cmu.edu, Apr 19, 1995, 16:58 GMT)
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Greetings from Easton, PA
--Linda
(128.180.3.26, Apr 19, 1995, 20:39 GMT)
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--Anonymous
(cagney.cse.ogi.edu, Apr 21, 1995, 03:32 GMT)
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Easy there, Rocko. Gotta take the bad with the good, eh.
--Swelf the Elf
(corpse.ecst.csuchico.edu, Apr 21, 1995, 07:33 GMT)
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olossus
--Colossus
(pppa028.inhouse.compuserve.com, Apr 21, 1995, 19:33 GMT)
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ATAN
--SATAN
(pppa028.inhouse.compuserve.com, Apr 21, 1995, 19:46 GMT)
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3CA HREF="http://marvin.macc.wisc.edu/deckmaster/magic">Wizards of the Coast/A>
--Wizards of the Coast/A>
(pppa028.inhouse.compuserve.com, Apr 21, 1995, 19:50 GMT)
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--Idaho
(128.206.80.209, Apr 21, 1995, 21:17 GMT)
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Greetings from St. Louis - Steve & DC Suck!!!!
Email my ex-husband and tell him what a jerk he is:
wildm@umich.edu
--Bluebird
(165.104.5.43, Apr 21, 1995, 21:59 GMT)
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Is this wild or what ? Now if I can
just order a pizza from Amici's in
San Mateo, Ca. then I will have
died and gone to heaven !
-- tailspin
(ckennedy.vip.best.com, Apr 23, 1995, 00:06 GMT)
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The woods are lovely, dark, and deep
But I have promises to keep
And miles to go before I sleep
And miles to go before I sleep.
And I won't sleep with that pizza
in my gut.
--Ray Rogoway
(130.150.1.85, Apr 23, 1995, 09:30 GMT)
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Just surfin' through and thought I'd leave my mark. Completely cool idea, folks!! Could use a pitcher of beer with my pizza, though.
--TOFUTIM
(204.146.73.5, Apr 23, 1995, 17:28 GMT)
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(-o-) (-o-) (-o-)
(-oo-) (-oo-) (-oo-)
I have commanded a squadron of TIE Bombers and Fighters
to raid thiss pizza server
--Darth Vader
(tomin.pp.fi, Apr 24, 1995, 17:33 GMT)
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How can you have a pizza menu with no pepperoni or onions? Is this a real italian pizza parlor or just some baloney sandwhich with mustard and lettuce?
Is this a rael pizza parlor or just some local deli
taht serves balony sanwhiches with mustard and lettuce
on white bread?
--stinger
(yu1.yu.edu, Apr 24, 1995, 21:08 GMT)
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Whoa, man! We do have pepperoni and onions...we're there.
But, hey, if anyone wants to see something on the pizzas
that isn't on the menu, just mail beej the image, and it'll
be up there in no time.
And your name will be in lights, eh!
--Flim the Elf
(pirate.ecst.csuchico.edu, Apr 24, 1995, 23:09 GMT)
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i live in alaska, no,not in an igloo, and i have no idea what to write,just that soccer
and the beatles rock forever. (and stone temple piolets, etc.) i love you all!!:*
okay, so i've been sitting in front of this keyboard for too
long, i can't even think straight anymore. au revoir et ciao!
love kerm.
--kermit ;)
(sled.alaska.edu, Apr 25, 1995, 04:26 GMT)
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PiZZa HuT sUckS! Commercialism doesn't belong on the
Net! GO @man & crew! Roq On!
--Spiff
(hopper.acs.ryerson.ca, Apr 25, 1995, 16:49 GMT)
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PiZZa HuT sUckS! Commercialism doesn't belong on the
Net! GO @man & crew! Roq On!
--Spiff
(hopper.acs.ryerson.ca, Apr 25, 1995, 18:40 GMT)
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PiZZa HuT sUckS! Commercialism doesn't belong on the
Net! GO @man & crew! Roq On!
--Spiff
(hopper.acs.ryerson.ca, Apr 25, 1995, 18:40 GMT)
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You're all so *special* to me, I love you all!!! Mwah! mwah!
--Ray, just Ray
(atc.boeing.com, Apr 26, 1995, 01:17 GMT)
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Play with boundries, not within!
--Bill Daul
(tenaya.informix.com, Apr 26, 1995, 17:28 GMT)
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Posit the Zebu, Brothers and Sisters!
--Xinavera
(mac01.dana2.swarthmore.edu, Apr 27, 1995, 20:57 GMT)
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Hey, what about a roadkill or eye of newt pizza topping?
--SysGoddess
(warped.secret.com, Apr 30, 1995, 11:17 GMT)
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