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Pizza Rules !!!!!!!
--Daniel
(client-121-27.bellatlantic.net, Mar 01, 1997, 01:46 GMT)
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"!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()"
What did I just say??????????????
Try to answer that one!!!!!!!!!
you didn't get it right
--Crud Head
(client-121-27.bellatlantic.net, Mar 01, 1997, 01:57 GMT)
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Bush X Rocks my WORLD!!!!
--Ashlie
(207.134.54.102, Mar 01, 1997, 21:55 GMT)
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Kitten Pizzas Are Cool
--XX
(205.169.116.11, Mar 01, 1997, 23:21 GMT)
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You are my sunshine
--Web Chick
(pm2-16.tricon.net, Mar 02, 1997, 15:14 GMT)
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anna kate wuz here
--rogers
(158.middletown-018.va.dial-access.att.net, Mar 02, 1997, 16:20 GMT)
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--Teresa
(158.middletown-018.va.dial-access.att.net, Mar 02, 1997, 16:27 GMT)
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Hey! I don't know why I'm writing this message. I guess I'll
just say HI!!!
--Teresa
(158.middletown-018.va.dial-access.att.net, Mar 02, 1997, 16:29 GMT)
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Brooks Lions RULE!!!!! Go Lions!!!!!!!
--BHS
(158.middletown-018.va.dial-access.att.net, Mar 02, 1997, 16:32 GMT)
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reygmvhsxkdmfgbjgkfb,d,rktrlaskekrgerfrid8sd7g8fifek
--Koko
(dyn077c.egr-ri.ids.net, Mar 03, 1997, 01:01 GMT)
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whatup to all the peeps!!!!!
--tootsiepie
(proxy-109.iap.bryant.webtv.net, Mar 03, 1997, 10:39 GMT)
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PAPINOS PIZZA ROCKS
--troll
(www-aib.proxy.aol.com, Mar 03, 1997, 18:17 GMT)
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Haha the picture of the pizza was cool but yall should
put in a real pizza
--Fire
(142.60.151.21, Mar 03, 1997, 23:09 GMT)
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Jesus LOVES YOU!:)
--^Ruth
(ip74.philadelphia5.pa.pub-ip.psi.net, Mar 04, 1997, 04:54 GMT)
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where's the wall
--Anonymous
(lachesis.j-sainsbury.co.uk, Mar 04, 1997, 09:44 GMT)
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Old pias never die......they just smell!!!!
--Sandi Berry
(piweba4y-ext.prodigy.com, Mar 04, 1997, 14:55 GMT)
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Dumbdog"s Word to the Wise
Don't Eat Yellow Snow
--Dumbdog
(206.116.90.156, Mar 05, 1997, 01:02 GMT)
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in case you didnt get all my message here is my email
address sarbear@ibs.net Love Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Sara Bear
(208.128.40.149, Mar 05, 1997, 06:49 GMT)
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bite me
--Anonymous
(p5-25.net-link.net, Mar 06, 1997, 22:19 GMT)
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Great green gobs of greasy grimy gofer guts,
murilated monkey meat,
little dirty birdy feet,
rolling in a pool of slop,
and I forgot my spoon,
(slurp)
One dark day in the middle of the night,
two bad boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew thier swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
came right out and got those boys.
--Mystro
(ppp61.kwic.com, Mar 07, 1997, 01:56 GMT)
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Pizzzzzzzaaaaa HMMMMMMMMMMMMM :PPPPP
--Anonymous
(ns1.hitachi.com.my, Mar 07, 1997, 12:01 GMT)
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Why not start some branches over in South East Asia?
--Pizza Guy!
(ns1.hitachi.com.my, Mar 07, 1997, 12:05 GMT)
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--DE.V.S 1-R
(cust119.max33.chicago.il.ms.uu.net, Mar 07, 1997, 19:37 GMT)
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HEYYY!! VEGETARIAN pizzas are just as tasty
as the ones with MEAT, but ,are better for you !
TRY one ...it doesn't hurt! And try a Veggy
burger.If someone has to tell you, then,..
I'M TELLING YOUUU!!!! tryoneplease?
--Floyd
(lynx1101.lynx.bc.ca, Mar 08, 1997, 06:19 GMT)
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The best pixxa I tasted since the one I made 10 mins ago!
--il pizzaolo
(194.224.216.207, Mar 08, 1997, 13:50 GMT)
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I ordered my pizza (e-mail) 3 weeks ago, & I'm still waiting.
WHERE IS THAT SUCKER???
--Big fat hungry bastard
(194.224.216.207, Mar 08, 1997, 13:52 GMT)
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Excellent Service! I Come Here All The Time! Try The
Kittens, They're Great!
--Joe Blow
(ts2-13.tru.istar.ca, Mar 08, 1997, 21:26 GMT)
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Hey It's Me Again! How Ya All Doin'
P.S. Who's the knob who wrote all tha krap up there?
Tryin' to draw with letters
--Joe Blow
(ts2-13.tru.istar.ca, Mar 08, 1997, 21:31 GMT)
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Who ever likes kitten suckes.
--Peach fuzz
(ppp23.kwic.com, Mar 08, 1997, 21:41 GMT)
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YOU SUCK
--Anonymous
(lr3dyn41.csuchico.edu, Mar 09, 1997, 00:31 GMT)
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bnd,thnmg vkkmmgvmkvgjkdmjv,
--Anonymous
(lr3dyn41.csuchico.edu, Mar 09, 1997, 00:32 GMT)
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Hi!
--Christina
(perry.ee.vill.edu, Mar 09, 1997, 01:53 GMT)
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I enjoy playing with my sisters barbie dolls. They are
really cool, and I love them.
--Ross George
(spyker11.sk.sympatico.ca, Mar 09, 1997, 03:06 GMT)
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I hereby decree that 'Peach fuzz' is cruddy and can't spell
worth a crud.
--King Trent
(spyker11.sk.sympatico.ca, Mar 09, 1997, 03:11 GMT)
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We can`t get these [CENSORED] cats in the [CENSORED] hamper.
--Peach fuzz
(ppp7.kwic.com, Mar 09, 1997, 17:25 GMT)
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You suck --xx
--Peach fuzz
(ppp7.kwic.com, Mar 09, 1997, 17:30 GMT)
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You suckes --xx.
--xx
(ppp7.kwic.com, Mar 09, 1997, 17:31 GMT)
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Watch lots of television.Watch lots of television.
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Watch lots of television.Watch lots of television.
--QM
(interruptible.dialin.utoronto.ca, Mar 09, 1997, 22:27 GMT)
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Hi-I love the kitten pizza-tried it but it tastes a little
like crimony!! Mom thought so too. Thanks for the
recipe!!!
--ivanna tinkle
(vanc06m04-6.bctel.ca, Mar 09, 1997, 23:12 GMT)
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Nolanville Elementary Rules!!!!!!
--*************
(204.56.177.111, Mar 10, 1997, 00:14 GMT)
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What's for dessert?
--BJ
(147.197.217.124, Mar 10, 1997, 20:06 GMT)
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Hello there fellow pizza-lovers!
I have a recurring dream that my boyfreind's head turns into
a pizza and I can't help but munch him!!!
--Beth
(147.197.217.124, Mar 10, 1997, 20:09 GMT)
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Please stop using my friends as pizza-topping
--Sex-kitten
(147.197.217.124, Mar 10, 1997, 20:13 GMT)
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I don't need all this cheese + tomato make-up!
--Pizza-face
(147.197.217.124, Mar 10, 1997, 20:15 GMT)
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Hello there fellow pizza-lovers!
I have a recurring dream that my boyfreind's head turns into
a pizza and I can't help but munch him!!!
--Beth
(147.197.217.124, Mar 10, 1997, 20:18 GMT)
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Ck out Convomania at www.mania.apple.com
It Rocks!
--Dolphin
(slo-ca1-20.ix.netcom.com, Mar 10, 1997, 20:43 GMT)
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How good is your pizza? I like pizza.
--Allison Snyder
(126.new-york-005.ny.dial-access.att.net, Mar 11, 1997, 01:01 GMT)
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HIYEEEEE! How R U? :) or:(?
IIIIIII AAAAAMMMMM GGGRRREEEAAATTT!!!!!!
Love ya'll bye
--Anonymous
(208.213.200.5, Mar 11, 1997, 01:58 GMT)
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uhhhhhh....
--EJ
(bear.coe.uc.edu, Mar 11, 1997, 02:04 GMT)
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Uhh this place rules! heh, heh
but we don't like those idiots that can't spell for beans!
heh, heh
Our Pizza Sucked! heh, heh Ya like it took 14 days to get here
heh, heh, heh, heh
Hey Beavis you dilweed it didn't take 14 days it took 2 weeks
Oh ya whoops heh, heh
That's COOL!!!!!!!!
--Beavis & Butthead
(ppp48.ljci.com, Mar 11, 1997, 02:27 GMT)
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Pizza tastes really good. hi everybody in oklahoma!!!!!!
hi canadians and americans and earthlings and extra
terrestrial beings (aliens)!!!!!!
--sarabear
(208.128.40.162, Mar 11, 1997, 03:50 GMT)
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LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET THE WILDSTYLE LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
KEEP ON PAINTING, ALL YA WRITERS IN SWEDEN!!!!!!!!
HI RAIN, BORN AND TWICE
HI RAIN, BORN AND TWICE
HI RAIN, BORN AND TWICE
HI RAIN, BORN AND TWICE
HI RAIN, BORN AND TWICE
HI RAIN, BORN AND TWICE
HI RAIN, BORN AND TWICE
That's all for today, folks.
W-A-S-T-E
--WASTE ONE
(d3o23.telia.com, Mar 11, 1997, 20:02 GMT)
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*!?" ^&* #$% &(#%@!* @##*)?>
Excuse me my friend here has just busted my modem!
--Hugh Jass
(ppp58.ljci.com, Mar 11, 1997, 22:28 GMT)
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I'm back! I thought the kitten pizza was OK but you could've
cooked it a bit longer. Also how about puppy pizza? That'd
be cool. And one last thing, Those of you who write "Jesus
Loves You", you are a little bit messed.
--Fire
(142.60.151.21, Mar 11, 1997, 22:41 GMT)
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Oh yeah and I hate People who swear. They are plebians (look
it up).
--Fire
(142.60.151.21, Mar 11, 1997, 22:44 GMT)
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Fire is wierd
--Anonymous
(ppp27.shampoo.prcn.org, Mar 12, 1997, 00:40 GMT)
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Jesus loves you. I am a christian and I am not ashamed to
put it on the Internet. My adress you wil never know but
you can see my name
--Nathan Donald Joseph Skillen
(ppp27.shampoo.prcn.org, Mar 12, 1997, 00:43 GMT)
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wuzup 2 da Oe's Killah Beez,DAZE WES MARE,VOLT,KIRE,RIZE,SILKY,EAZY-T
BEA,SIN PEACE 2 REV! STRAIGHT OUT DA MAGIC CITY 205 KEEP IT REAL
WUZUP 2 Melanie, Krazy Kim,Meagan,Timmy-c,PlaYDOUgh wuz up
to my girl Blair love ya.
--SiN,746,Sun GOd
(www-ao6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 13, 1997, 01:40 GMT)
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Whatever, man.
--Rocko the Elf
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tygfhxgcghcghjcgfh
yhxxj
--hjhjgngbkj
(ppp35.adelaide.on.net.au, Mar 13, 1997, 06:15 GMT)
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Hey annonymus you are weird hahaha PS jesus is cool
--Fire
(142.60.151.26, Mar 13, 1997, 22:17 GMT)
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Oh yeah, how about that puppy pizza?
--Fire
(142.60.151.26, Mar 13, 1997, 22:19 GMT)
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I'm back!!!
--Nathan Skillen
(ppp27.shampoo.prcn.org, Mar 13, 1997, 23:11 GMT)
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Hello world I AM CRAZY!!!!
--somthing crazy
(ppp27.shampoo.prcn.org, Mar 13, 1997, 23:13 GMT)
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TFM TFM
--TEAone
(www-aq6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 13, 1997, 23:48 GMT)
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TFM TFM
--TEAone
(www-aq6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 13, 1997, 23:48 GMT)
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It really goes: One day in the middle of the night, two dead
boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man
heard this noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you
don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man.... he saw
it , too !!!
--Galaxy
(a4.fullnet.com, Mar 14, 1997, 03:40 GMT)
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It really goes: One day in the middle of the night, two dead
boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man
heard this noise, came and shot the two dead boys. If you
don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man.... he saw
it , too !!!
--Galaxy
(c7.fullnet.com, Mar 14, 1997, 03:44 GMT)
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Like this: One day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf police man heard this noise,
came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man.......... he saw it, too !!!
--Galaxy
(a6.fullnet.com, Mar 14, 1997, 13:27 GMT)
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I love rosane and first period class and love to give
detention to every other class
--Mr. Petrone
(pitman140.voicenet.com, Mar 14, 1997, 18:42 GMT)
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There once was a man called Bob
That's all....... Bob
--Yoda
(p12-grebe-gui.tch.virgin.net, Mar 15, 1997, 01:51 GMT)
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Going down is not quite the same as going up :)..
--The 'Q' MAN
(ppp45.venus.execulink.com, Mar 15, 1997, 16:04 GMT)
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Dominos Pizza Rules Pizzia Hut Is Farty
--Sarah
(20715981135.bellatlantic.net, Mar 15, 1997, 23:43 GMT)
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You Stink and.......
Eat beans with pork on your head
Barf on a car......
Pizza Rules!!!!!.....
Forget everything I wrote at the top. O.K.?
--qwerty
(client-121-25.bellatlantic.net, Mar 16, 1997, 00:54 GMT)
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I rule this march break on ytv 1997
--The eagle
(207.164.161.23, Mar 16, 1997, 00:57 GMT)
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i really hate pizza i deliver the stuff and the taste leaves
a bad feeling in my mouth strombollis forever
--Dogpatch^
(207.245.74.35, Mar 16, 1997, 01:10 GMT)
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if you like pizza click OK
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:___OK______:
P.S. YYYYOOOOUUUU
SSSSTTTTIIIINNNNKKKK!!!!!!
P.P.S. Fire is cool
--***Online Server***
(client-121-25.bellatlantic.net, Mar 16, 1997, 01:12 GMT)
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Dominos pizza has only one good thing
BUFFALO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLUE CHEESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Dogpatch^
(207.245.74.35, Mar 16, 1997, 01:17 GMT)
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There once was a man who
got 3 wishes he wished
he would land in a pile of money he landed in
the money. he wished he would land in a pile of
candy he landed in the candy he slipped and
said "[CENSORED]" he landed in a pile of manure
!@#$%^&*()1234567890
--Daniel F.
(client-121-25.bellatlantic.net, Mar 16, 1997, 01:32 GMT)
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mama meema
--marrriaa
(waterworld-48.execpc.com, Mar 16, 1997, 14:19 GMT)
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This above all,to thine own self be true. And it follows-the
night,the day. Thou canst not be false to any man (or
woman!)
Shakespeare's "Hamlet"
Pizza is okay. I give it to my pet brother,Ryan,
if I don't like it!!! See ya later 'gaitors! Oh
ya , I rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Sarabear
(208.128.40.133, Mar 16, 1997, 17:34 GMT)
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franklin, NH sucks for graff writers. I think what you guys
are doing is sweet.!!!!!!!! keep up the good work and get
those pictures in.
--evilez
(206.102.117.235, Mar 16, 1997, 18:15 GMT)
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Dont you just wanna plug the keyboard into your veins?
--Dum
(stj137.nf.sympatico.ca, Mar 17, 1997, 11:43 GMT)
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Thanks for the yummy pizza!
Have a great life. --Richmond, IN
--Windy
(lab1.ecesc.k12.in.us, Mar 17, 1997, 18:03 GMT)
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Ma-Ma-Monkey!!!
--Big Me
(sub2_58.rc5.db.erau.edu, Mar 17, 1997, 21:31 GMT)
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967-1111 Pizza Pizza! P.S. Luke Skywarker
--Peanut
(207.107.128.73, Mar 18, 1997, 00:25 GMT)
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hi im here
--nation
(www-bd6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 18, 1997, 01:09 GMT)
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chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken
chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken
chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken
chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken
chickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchickenchicken
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--Slappy McSpank
(clrc21.aa.psu.edu, Mar 18, 1997, 04:08 GMT)
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***Online Server*** You are cool too. PS I loved
the kitten pizza but the puppy pizza was way better.
Let me introduce my friend Nick. Say something nick!
"That's not my real name so dont try to find me!!! >:)"
HAHA he's so cool
--Fire
(142.60.151.24, Mar 18, 1997, 22:28 GMT)
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hi......
--Kevin
(ppp06.columbia-center.org, Mar 19, 1997, 01:16 GMT)
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Canada is the best!!!
--Bob
(ip98.max02.ascend.planet.eon.net, Mar 19, 1997, 04:45 GMT)
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I'm a spug-head, you're not! HA-HA-HA-HA!
Hit the button and CHUG IT! Frank...TURN IT OFF!
--Wedge
(208.139.149.13, Mar 19, 1997, 17:53 GMT)
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Wrex on the return
--wrex
(205.225.90.22, Mar 19, 1997, 21:49 GMT)
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Hi wrex! Try the kittne pizza, it's good. I now present a
cool story. "Once there was a man who had a farm. One day
his only horse ran away. His friends all came around and
said 'Oh, bad luck!' He said 'Good luck, Bad luck, who
knows?'. A week later, his horse came back with a herd of
wild horses! His friends came back and said 'Good luck,
Bad luck, who knows?' Then later his son was trying to tame
one of these horses but it bucked him off and he broke his
leg. His friends all came around and said 'Oh, bad luck!' He
said 'Good luck, Bad luck, who knows?'. Then a week later
the army came around with a draft order and took away all the
healthy young men. His friends all came around and
said 'Oh, good luck!' He said 'Good luck, Bad luck, who
knows?'. The end
--Fire
(142.60.151.24, Mar 19, 1997, 22:25 GMT)
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Hi, it's 1:15 a.m. in Toronto. I'm getting hungry for a cyber pizza.
--Mary from Toronto, Canada.
(ppp1281.on.sympatico.ca, Mar 20, 1997, 06:13 GMT)
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This stuff is better than my Mom's meatloaf...UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Big Red
(bullsgap1-dialup-150.planetc.com, Mar 20, 1997, 11:38 GMT)
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pizza is the best food in the world!
--marty
(phd-as12s52.erols.com, Mar 20, 1997, 15:10 GMT)
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Whoa this is such a cool site...I love it!!!
--Bunny
(199.235.52.96, Mar 20, 1997, 16:12 GMT)
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Is all this tagging necessary? YES!!!
If you ask me. Keep the art alive.
--Wrex
(205.225.90.90, Mar 20, 1997, 21:57 GMT)
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" "
=)
--darclauz
(www-af6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 21, 1997, 02:12 GMT)
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" "
(speechless)
=)
--darclauz
(www-af6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 21, 1997, 02:13 GMT)
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YUMMM! Pizza! What in the dickens?!? No swear words, you
darn smeg, you!! Just thought we'd let everybody know that
pizza's YUM!!
--Derby and Marwee
(203.30.120.5, Mar 21, 1997, 04:14 GMT)
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We're back again! help!!! We are being spied on by our crazy
library person!!! Help!!!!
--Derby and Marwee
(203.30.120.5, Mar 21, 1997, 04:22 GMT)
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We're okay. He's not a spy. He's just over-protective of the
school's computers!! Pizza on, dudes!
--Derby and Marwee
(203.30.120.5, Mar 21, 1997, 04:24 GMT)
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We love to eat the kitten pizza. Thanks. My mom thinks the
eyeballs are a nice touch.
--Ivanna Tinkle
(vanc06m02-80.bctel.ca, Mar 21, 1997, 05:35 GMT)
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Ha Ha
Eat Pizzzaa Topppiings
--Zero Cool
(ap168-12.itl.net, Mar 21, 1997, 17:27 GMT)
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My breasts could eat hundreds of pizzas
My bra size HHHH 96
I won the biggest breast in the world competition last year!
--BUSTY DUSTY
(ap168-12.itl.net, Mar 21, 1997, 17:31 GMT)
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IF ART IS A SIN MAY GOD FORGIVE ME
--INKUBUS1
(www-al6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 21, 1997, 18:00 GMT)
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Jesus is Lord!
--Jani
(www.metro-online.com, Mar 21, 1997, 19:31 GMT)
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If you're a tagger and you know it, Spay on Walls.
If you hate taggin and you know it, lick my [CENSORED].
--Wrex
(205.225.90.62, Mar 21, 1997, 21:40 GMT)
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What exactly does "Spay on Walls" mean, anyway? I don't
think I care for the image it conjures.
--Flim the Elf
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DA JUNGLE MAFIA
--DJB
(www-an6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 21, 1997, 23:42 GMT)
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DO not be nastie or ElfBot will cause plagues to decend
on your home!!!!
--ElfBot
(spyker44.sk.sympatico.ca, Mar 22, 1997, 18:07 GMT)
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Jesus is lord!
--Anonymous
(205.138.142.245, Mar 23, 1997, 02:33 GMT)
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Pizza rocks!!!Anyone hungry for pizza? I know I am!!!
Peace everyone!!
--Megan
(198.234.223.67, Mar 23, 1997, 19:00 GMT)
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I am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and I am still hungry!)
I'm a dude She's a dude He's a dude cuz we're all dudes
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Peace!!
(198.234.223.67, Mar 23, 1997, 19:11 GMT)
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Hi! Hello! Howdy!
--lalaland
(har-dialin-64.rica.net, Mar 23, 1997, 19:20 GMT)
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the Bongfish Lives at NIU
--Midiman
(ts2-9.cso.niu.edu, Mar 24, 1997, 04:36 GMT)
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Hi again! Look person, we all know that "JESUS IS LORD!" ok?
Give it a rest! Anyway, I'd like to suggest going to
www.oscars.com. It's cool
--Fire
(142.60.151.21, Mar 24, 1997, 22:20 GMT)
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Oops, I mean, www.oscar.com. Sorry 'bout that.
--Fire
(142.60.151.21, Mar 24, 1997, 22:23 GMT)
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--Amanda kisandhug
(203.new-york-011.ny.dial-access.att.net, Mar 25, 1997, 00:26 GMT)
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How about a pizza with stars on it***
--Cosmo8
(138.112.190.36, Mar 25, 1997, 21:11 GMT)
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for a good time call 1- 914- 878- 0043 ask for carissa
]
--billy coppola
(166.109.139.6, Mar 26, 1997, 18:24 GMT)
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I like Papayas. Papayas?! Yes, and green onions too!
--Jimmyjoe
(pam2008-mach17.cob.vt.edu, Mar 26, 1997, 19:38 GMT)
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Texas A&M Aggies are the best!
---anonymous
(3.cclufkin.com, Mar 27, 1997, 16:43 GMT)
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Pen Pal Wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Blue Eyed Angel At:http://www.amammedia.com/projects/presto/visit/home.html?owner_id=2582
(192.204.245.140, Mar 27, 1997, 20:25 GMT)
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I rock the boat.
The sky is purple, the grass is blue.
And a very special warning to all:
Beware of the Do-Dah Disease!!!!!!!
Dan D. Lion is a star fullback for the Southern Regional
Rams. He has led the team to the final game for the state
championships. Everything was fine until he contracted the
dreaded Do-Dah Disease.
Cause -- Do-Dah is caused by a persistant virus which
resides in cake fillings. It is prevalent in Tasty Cakes
which have gone past their expiration date.
Contracting the disease -- Do-Dah is most often contracted
thru the consumption of out-of-date Tasty Cakes. Dan caught
the disease thru careless comsumption.
Symptoms -- Do-Dah manifests itself thru an overwhelming
desire to stop whatever you're doing and go to the bathroom.
Transmission of the disease -- Do-Dah is most easily transmitted thru
the sharing of fingernail clippers. This was the case with Dan and
Delilah, the captain of the cheerleading squad.
Can Do-Dah be cured?
Treatment -- Delilah detects the disease early. She tries
the standard cure (standing in a tub of water holding a
fully-charged 12-volt car battery) and is cured.
Chronic -- Dan, in the other hand, refuses appropriate
treatment ans is faced with a lifetime of chronic Do-Dah
attacks.
The results of their actions.
Delilah, fully cured, completes her college education
(majoring in collage and coloring) ans enjoys a career as
the card-flip girl on a major TV game show.
Dan learns to live with his chronic illness but dies
tragically when, as candidate for the office of President,
he trips and strikes his head while rushing off the stage to
go to the bathroom during a campaign speech.
Delilah becomes a prevention spokesperson, traveling the
country urging people to check the Tasty Cake expiration
date before eating.
--m2
(client-111-20.bellatlantic.net, Mar 27, 1997, 21:27 GMT)
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Good place!
Good pizza!
Good service!
8-)
:-)
--Mystery Person
(pm519.westol.com, Mar 27, 1997, 21:39 GMT)
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Whoever said kittens pizzas are cool sink the boat (in other
words, you SUCK!)
>Subject: Darwin winner
>
>The Darwin is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the
>biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid
>way.
>
>Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which
>toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of
>it.
>
>And this year's nominee is:
>he Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal
>embedded into the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of
>a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it
>was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene. The lab
>finally figured out what it was and what had happened.
>
>It seems that a guy had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted
>Take
>Off - actually a solid fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy
>military transport planes an extra "push" for taking off from short
>airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and
>found a long, straight stretch of road.
>
>Then he attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed and
>fired off the JATO! The facts as best as could be determined are that the
>operator of the
>1967 Impala hit JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles
>from the crash site. This was established by the prominent scorched
>and melted asphalt at that location. The JATO, if operating properly,
>would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing the Chevy
>to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full
>power for an additional 20-25 seconds. The driver, soon to be pilot,
>most likely would have experienced G-forces usually reserved for
>dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, basically causing
>him to become insignificant for the remainder of the event.
>However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5
>miles (15-20) seconds before the driver applied and completely melted
>the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the
>road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and
>impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet leaving a blackened
>crater 3 feet deep in the rock. Most of the driver's remains were
>not recoverable; however, small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were
>extracted from the crater and fingernail and bone shards were removed
>from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
>> The latest Darwin award:
>>
>> You'll recall a Darwin award from not too long ago where a guy
>> decided to strap a cargo plane rocket booster to his car to see how
>> fast it would go, and ended up hitting a cliff several hundred feet
>> in the air. Here's one more. This story was clipped from the recent
>> Darwin awards, which people get for doing something incredibly
>> stupid. True stories. Here's the winner: Larry Walters is among the
>> relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality.
>> His story is true, as hard as you may find it to believe . . .
>>
>> Larry was a truck driver, but his lifelong dream was to fly. When
>> he graduated from high school, he joined the Air Force in hopes of
>> becoming a pilot. Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. So
>> when he finally left the service, he had to satisfy himself with
>> watching others fly the fighter jets that crisscrossed the skies over
>> his backyard. As he sat there in his lawn chair, he dreamed about
>> the magic of flying. Then one day, Larry had an idea. He went down
>> to the local Army-Navy surplus store and bought forty-five weather
>> balloons, and several tanks of helium. These were not your brightly
>> colored party balloons, these were heavy-duty spheres measuring more
>> than four feet across when fully inflated.
>>
>> Back in his yard, Larry used straps to attach the balloons to his
>> lawn chair, the kind you might have in your backyard. He anchored
>> the chair to the bumper of his jeep, and inflated the balloons with
>> helium. Then he packed a few sandwiches and drinks, and a loaded BB
>> gun, figuring he could pop a few balloons when it was time to return
>> to earth. His preparations complete, Larry sat in his chair and cut
>> the anchoring cord.
>>
>> His plan was to lazily float into the sky, and eventually back to
>> terra firma. But things didn't quite work out that way. When Larry
>> cut the cord, he didn't float lazily up; he shot up as if fired from
>> a cannon! Nor did he go up a couple hundred feet. He climbed and
>> climbed until he finally leveled off at eleven thousand feet! At
>> that height, he could hardly risk deflating any of the balloons, lest
>> he unbalance the load and really experience flying. So he stayed up
>> there, sailing around for fourteen hours, totally at a loss about how
>> to get down. Eventually, Larry drifted into the approach corridor for
>> Los Angeles International Airport. A Pan Am pilot radioed the tower
>> about passing a guy in a lawn chair at eleven thousand feet, with a
>> gun in his lap. . . now there's a conversation I would have given
>> anything to have heard! LAX is right on the ocean, and you may know
>> that at nightfall, the winds on the coast begin to change. So, as
>> dusk fell, Larry began drifting out to sea.
>>
>> At that point, the Navy dispatched a helicopter to rescue him, but
>> the rescue team had a hard time getting to him because the draft from
>> their propeller kept pushing his home-made contraption farther and
>> farther away.
>>
>> Eventually, they were able to hover above him and drop a rescue line,
>> with which they gradually hauled him back to safety. As soon as Larry
>> hit the ground, he was arrested. But as he was led away in handcuffs,
>> a television reporter called out, "Sir, why'd you do it?" Larry
>> stopped, eyed the man, then replied nonchalantly, "A man can't just
>> sit around!"
>>
>THE PLAN
>
>In the Beginning was the plan.
>And then came the assumptions.
>And the assumptions were without form.
>And the plan was completely without substance.
>And the darkness was upon the face of the workers. And they spoke
>among themselves saying: "It is a crock of sh_t, and it stinketh."
>
>And the workers went unto their supervisors, and sayeth:
>"It is a pail of dung, and none can abide the odor Thereof"
>
>And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto
>them, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
>Such that none can abide it."
>
>And the managers went unto the directors and sayeth, "It is a
>vessel of fertilizer, and none can abide its strength." And the
>directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another: "It
>contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong."
>
>And the directors went unto the vice presidents and sayeth
>to them, "It promotes growth, and is very powerful."
>
>And the vice presidents went unto the president, and sayeth
>unto him, "This new plan will actively promote growth and
>efficiency of this company, and certain areas in particular."
>
>And the president looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
>And the plan became policy.
>And this is how sh_t happens.
>
>
>
>
A message to all: check out this site, it's where these
stories came from (as well as other jokes):
http://www.JokeMaster.com
--m2
(client-111-20.bellatlantic.net, Mar 27, 1997, 21:43 GMT)
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la la Matilda ha chi-chi boo boo
dim dim da-del-dee-del-doo
Frank "The Rescuers Down Under"
"Fra-a-a-ank! use the box! Climb up on the box"
Cody "The Rescuers Down Under"
"Shwiit! My Treat"
Steve D.Q. commercial
--Suzie Cream Cheeze
(ppp19.shampoo.prcn.org, Mar 28, 1997, 00:19 GMT)
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you dork
--eat alot
(rcm-as10s12.erols.com, Mar 28, 1997, 01:33 GMT)
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Q) If you're rowin your canoe down the highway at 92 miles
per hour and you get a flat tire, how many pancakes does it
take to change a lightbulb?
A) 37, because dogs cant fly (duh)
--Killer-B
(www-ar6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 28, 1997, 04:47 GMT)
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GAWD THAT MAKES ME HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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--Bret (Killer-B) get it??
(www-ar6.proxy.aol.com, Mar 28, 1997, 05:09 GMT)
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Eat me
--sherry
(ppp158.itw.com, Mar 29, 1997, 06:29 GMT)
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Pizza is outta this world...
--cmb
(dyn-max1-26.detroit.mi.ameritech.net, Mar 29, 1997, 08:41 GMT)
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Oi to all the punks out there! Pizza kicks ASS! You hear me?
I said ASS here this is what I said A*S*S* oh and bush x is
"crud" they are "smeg" and they don't give a "crimony" about
real music but if you like them it's cool personally I like
NOFX better here's a cool site to visit www.enternet.com and
we can chat in skate talk pro I'm Punkdoll Anyone live in
Canada? If you live in Kitchener Ontario call this number
(519) 578-5688
--Punkdoll
(ppp2540.on.sympatico.ca, Mar 29, 1997, 19:47 GMT)
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DUCKS OF AMERICA, GET UP AND FLY
--duck97
(www-ad0.proxy.aol.com, Mar 30, 1997, 16:06 GMT)
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hold the fishyness
--boompah
(ppp27.zapcom.net, Mar 30, 1997, 22:45 GMT)
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I love Donald Liby!
--Kait
(198.248.84.1, Mar 31, 1997, 16:48 GMT)
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Your day has passed, Pizza Hut! You're going down...
--Listserv
(ad83-154.compuserve.com, Mar 31, 1997, 20:10 GMT)
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