Old Gift Shop Wall

February, 1997

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PEACE OUT TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
--Kabby Bare
(sdn-ts-015txfworp07.dialsprint.net, Feb 01, 1997, 18:31 GMT)
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Has anyone heard about the pizza in Mt that had spit on it??

--Guppie
(rgpm01-042.mcn.net, Feb 01, 1997, 22:34 GMT)
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I  I                      I iIII
IIII                      I    I
I  I ELLO  THE   IIIII EVIL   

WAS HERE

        ^
     ^    ^
  ^  ^^^  ^     DIOS    AMIGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 
^               ^

--Devil
(woof.wna.co.za, Feb 02, 1997, 09:49 GMT)
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decadent!

--legend
(proxy-108.iap.bryant.webtv.net, Feb 02, 1997, 16:15 GMT)
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Blah!
Blah, blah!
You are a looter brain.
--Timmy Spreen
(pcrvpx01-port-9.agt.net, Feb 02, 1997, 23:44 GMT)
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What did the Native American say when he saw his first Pizza?
"Who puked on my bannick!"  :)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Jess
(pcrvpx01-port-9.agt.net, Feb 02, 1997, 23:54 GMT)
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Pepperoni Pizza Rules!
--Corey
(line032.abb.mindlink.net, Feb 03, 1997, 01:10 GMT)
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Attention all pizza lovers!

The Pizza Club for Studs seeks you!

Pizza Club for Studs International started out as two guys
making a weekly pilgrimage to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet.
Now we are an official organization with a home page (soon
to be moving, so I won't post it here) and members in Canada
and Japan.

If you would like to join the PCS, email evan0066@gold.tc.umn.edu
and say, "I want to join the PCS!"

--Grandmaster Qatar
(from11.reshalls.umn.edu, Feb 03, 1997, 11:05 GMT)
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Hello Mrs. Maxwell's Class
--Alycia
(onuser24.eee.org, Feb 05, 1997, 04:35 GMT)
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Mrs. Maxwell's Class:
Pizza is served
Eat Up My Friends.
Alycia
--Alycia
(onuser24.eee.org, Feb 05, 1997, 04:38 GMT)
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Viva Valencia.....ganaremos a los invasores Cacalanes por
cierto decir que amo a mi novia

--SEKI
(ppp229.230.redestb.es, Feb 06, 1997, 00:03 GMT)
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If you want to play, practice.  If you want to win, practice harder.
--Debra
(emh8.stl.army.mil, Feb 06, 1997, 14:48 GMT)
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"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten 
Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but 
have eternal life."--John 3:16
--Poss
(witt121-018.resnet.wisc.edu, Feb 06, 1997, 22:33 GMT)
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CHEVROLET LUMINAS ARE THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD!!!!
--WEXY
(www-alb.proxy.aol.com, Feb 07, 1997, 23:53 GMT)
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Albatros!
--tpm
(cust100.max13.raleigh.nc.ms.uu.net, Feb 08, 1997, 03:09 GMT)
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"Mmmmmmmmm ... Garlick & Eyeballs ... Must have more
Garlick & Eyeballs ... "
--"Pikkle"
(207.102.220.166, Feb 08, 1997, 05:11 GMT)
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Shut up about Mermaid Crunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--"Pikkle"
(207.102.220.166, Feb 08, 1997, 05:22 GMT)
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Hi Ariel!  I miss you!

--Best Friend
(rdial116.webquest.com, Feb 08, 1997, 09:36 GMT)
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I love Sarahann Morris very very very very much!!!!
--Tiger
(dial129.radiks.net, Feb 08, 1997, 23:42 GMT)
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I LOVE YOU MOM AND DAD

--computer whiz
(port177020.terranet.net, Feb 09, 1997, 16:56 GMT)
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YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I'VE GOT SOMETHING
IN MY TUMMY CAUSE IT'S MMMMMMM SO SWEET
SO SWEET SO SWEET I REALLY WANT TO MEET
YOU AND I'M DYING TO EAT YOU CAUSE YOUR
MMMMMMMMMM SO SWEET SO SWEET SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Kabbby Bare
(sdn-ts-027txfworp04.dialsprint.net, Feb 09, 1997, 19:23 GMT)
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I'm awestruck by the rapidity of my pizza's arrival, as well
as the raving demeanor of my androgynous delivery person.
I will certainly order again, once funds permit, and particu-
larly if some sort of contest or raffle is devised, wherein
I can become eligible for a cash prize valued at any absurd
amount, since any absurd amount would be inordinately more 
than I possess at the moment.  For all those seeking future
careers, a word of warning:  harvesting bellybutton lint is
not the growth industry it was predicted to become 5 years
ago.  Certainly, positions became vacant, but who could have
foreseen the avariciousness of the millowners in refusing to
restaff, and instead eliminating those positions entirely?
Just a few words to the wise.

And how about some additional toppings for we Cajun folks?
Blackened skillets, perhaps?  Or some well-seasoned crawfish
heads?  Just a thought.  Not like I'm going to write the code
or anything. . . .  Laissez Lez Bon Temps Roulers!

--Inness
(as27.net-connect.net, Feb 10, 1997, 02:45 GMT)
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Pizza is my life.......

--Kris
(cust105.max11.chicago.il.ms.uu.net, Feb 10, 1997, 07:18 GMT)
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SMEAR!!!SMEAR!!!SCRIBBLE!!!SCRIBBLE!!!SCRIBBLE!!!SCRIBBLE!!! 
pepperoni, i hate pepperoni, some idiot marketing "expert" 
wanted double pepperoni coupons. what a moe-ron!!!!

--Pizza Dudes
(ip156.atlanta4.ga.pub-ip.psi.net, Feb 10, 1997, 07:37 GMT)
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Fungus on my pizza? Never! Keep those mushrooms away!
--Anonymous
(206.102.41.28, Feb 10, 1997, 14:02 GMT)
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what's up
--cire
(viking-dp0.huntington.nn.k12.va.us, Feb 10, 1997, 17:47 GMT)
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ZEEP WAS HERE! 2/10/97
    PEACE!
--d.j.Z
(204.164.100.161, Feb 10, 1997, 17:51 GMT)
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I want to send out to everyone...a pizza of blood and guts
and a heart of course since it is close to Valentines
day...Have a bloody holiday!!!

--yoda the hunny
(144.167.96.55, Feb 10, 1997, 22:06 GMT)
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When in Melbourne (Australia), eat at "Mojo's"!!!
Their "Gringo" pizza is much more than South of the Border,
it is South of the planet!

Oh, and by the way elves, there is an 's' in descend ...

Indi!
--Indi
(globetrotter.internex.net.au, Feb 11, 1997, 08:15 GMT)
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Pizza (n):  
1.  The food of Champions.
2.  One of the foods which embody the spirit of America
3.  Any food which consists of bread, tomato sauce, cheese,
and is good for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
4.  The only food which contains all four food groups 
(nutritional or other.
--Dan the Man
(blair74-232.blair.mcps.k12.md.us, Feb 11, 1997, 19:45 GMT)
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hodyguy
--david
(169.204.120.91, Feb 11, 1997, 20:44 GMT)
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I love pizza don't you.
--kschlesser1
(169.204.120.92, Feb 11, 1997, 20:52 GMT)
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Hello,
 to all of my friends at Montesano Jr.Sr. High

--twilson1
(169.204.120.93, Feb 11, 1997, 20:53 GMT)
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Is your refrigriater running if so you better go catch it
--brandon
(169.204.120.89, Feb 11, 1997, 20:53 GMT)
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I Love You All!!!I just waanted to say i love the psychic
help line!!!!

--quest
(169.204.120.21, Feb 11, 1997, 20:54 GMT)
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There were these two snakes Bob and Fred. Bob asked Fred "Are 
we poisonous?" FRed said" no why?" and Bob said "becuase I
just bite my tonge."
                                                                
--smills1
(169.204.120.82, Feb 11, 1997, 20:55 GMT)
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Hello! waz up? poop! ha,ha,ha Did you know I LOVE MATTHEW,
MATT, BOOBOO, shhhhhhhhhh!!!!! don't tell

                            I LOVE TWINKLE TOES(NICKNAME) 
--sjesen1
(169.204.120.81, Feb 11, 1997, 20:55 GMT)
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                A Partly True Tale

I was once a pizza cook at Pizza Hut in the late "70s. 
While preparing a large Supreme on the "make table" a bloody
band-aid worked its way off my finger and into the sauce, 
which, of course, was scooped onto the pizza. It was cooked
to perfection and served to a table of five women, one of 
whom noticed it (the band-aid) right away and called the 
waitress over. "What's this?!!" she shouted, pointing at the 
lone object,"we specifically ordered EXTRA band-aids on this 
Pizza!" The problem was soon resolved, as all the employees
on that shift peeled off their respective band-aids and 
placed them on the pizza, whereupon I recooked for them.

Moral of the story: Inspect before you bite.

--Band-Aid Man
(206.102.41.35, Feb 12, 1997, 16:00 GMT)
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Be Happy!
--me
(165.29.24.29, Feb 12, 1997, 19:25 GMT)
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  HEY!  I ordered toast on my Pizza!!!!!!
--Sid
(pppv2.tisd.net, Feb 13, 1997, 05:30 GMT)
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Pizza is yummy in my tummy!
For the best pizza in the world visit, Port Colborne Ontario!
Ummmm, Ummmm, good!

Remember us Pizza buddies have to stick together!
See ya later.
--Eminent
(204.112.17.220, Feb 13, 1997, 17:51 GMT)
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I AM THE MACTRESS!!!!
--mellow*D*
(cust48.max33.cleveland.oh.ms.uu.net, Feb 13, 1997, 19:06 GMT)
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This is cool man. Pizza like rulrs man, ya,huh hu huuh

--CORNHOLIO
(a104.dmci.net, Feb 13, 1997, 21:24 GMT)
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MAy the tomato sauce always flow toward you
and the cheese always be stringy and melted.
make pepperoni your guide as you take off on your 
expeditions through the galaxy, and the crust
be your skateboard.
--guido the killer pimp
(134.250.90.198, Feb 14, 1997, 20:25 GMT)
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EAT DOG YUM!
--sodoku
(s240.illusions.com, Feb 15, 1997, 03:50 GMT)
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Your pizzas great!
--Dae
(205.206.158.107, Feb 15, 1997, 13:42 GMT)
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Whoever created or runs this site is really strange,
 oh crud (just joking).  This is a very cool site.  
Be back soon, maybe next time I'll write something "profane"
                MEG
P.S.- Pizza rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Meg
(stjhts17c41.nbnet.nb.ca, Feb 16, 1997, 00:41 GMT)
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Fluffy puupies eat stuff like a purple and yellow 
stegasaurus doll because their parents wouldn't let them 
play around with voodoo

--Jello
(chl-nj4-05.ix.netcom.com, Feb 17, 1997, 00:26 GMT)
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Lassie eats chooks!!
--Skippy
(citecuh.citec.qld.gov.au, Feb 19, 1997, 03:25 GMT)
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Pizza is the best food in the world. 
--Christine
(hydro.dungeon.com, Feb 19, 1997, 16:30 GMT)
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       Pizza makes me gassy
--J retsaM
(war-mi4-07.ix.netcom.com, Feb 19, 1997, 17:28 GMT)
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wuz up fellow homies in the net
--Anonymous
(192.25.139.204, Feb 19, 1997, 18:55 GMT)
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rock on with your bad self 
I'm a lead singer in the band called  
D-wash and the scrubs 
peace outty

--Party pooper
(192.25.139.204, Feb 19, 1997, 18:58 GMT)
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Peace......Love......Be Happy!
Peace 2 all!
All you need is LoVe!

Take my advise......


--Jessica
(www-ag6.proxy.aol.com, Feb 19, 1997, 22:11 GMT)
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Jeremy Oaten was here!!!

HI Evereyone

E-mail me at tko@cadvision.com!!!
--Jeremy Oaten
(ts19ip165.cadvision.com, Feb 20, 1997, 01:52 GMT)
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i had a butt operation yesterday.......
--jurky
(node-56-60.sunline.net, Feb 20, 1997, 04:32 GMT)
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boy does it hurt.......I need PIZZA!!!!!!
--jurkey
(node-56-60.sunline.net, Feb 20, 1997, 04:35 GMT)
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Hey this place is cool. But, Will my pizza be sent to my
house, or just my email? I'd rather my mail, that way I 
could send it to my friends also. yeh that would be cool!
      Keep up the great work! See Ya!   
               Kika
--Kika
(ip81.easilink.com, Feb 20, 1997, 13:40 GMT)
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Have you ever seen a naked dancing llama??

--DANCING LLAMA
(88.northern.edu, Feb 21, 1997, 03:40 GMT)
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YUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! LEGO ON MY PIZZA!!!!!!
--James Reid
(chebucto.ns.ca, Feb 21, 1997, 11:14 GMT)
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SPARTANS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!
GO SPARTANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
PICKLES ARE GROSS!!!!!!
--ANCIENT GREECE
(liv1-s0.ncn.net, Feb 21, 1997, 15:41 GMT)
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darn this sucks 
--kris
(kmlp01m01-37.bctel.ca, Feb 21, 1997, 22:57 GMT)
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I love pizza.  sorry it doesn't suck It's GREAT!!!!!!!
--kris
(kmlp01m01-37.bctel.ca, Feb 21, 1997, 23:02 GMT)
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Hey this is cool!! Can you send a virtual pizza to other
people like and e-mail card?????

--Zim Zum
(d57.coastnet.com, Feb 22, 1997, 06:24 GMT)
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Hello everyone,  This is the best pizza you will ever find
--Duckling
(veltro27.sk.sympatico.ca, Feb 22, 1997, 17:06 GMT)
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hi misty mean old cat
--robyn
(gimlas01-p04.mts.net, Feb 22, 1997, 17:32 GMT)
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cool!!!!!!!!

--shawn
(ppp124.visuallink.com, Feb 23, 1997, 06:09 GMT)
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Hi.
crud, krunk, smeg, crimony and what the dickens . Heh, heh

--John G.
(ant031.dur.ac.uk, Feb 23, 1997, 13:52 GMT)
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Come to Durham Uni. (if you are old enough)
If Americans come to this sight (which I know you do) , then
don't take offence or anything but BEEP BEEP tO YOU

--John G.
(ant031.dur.ac.uk, Feb 23, 1997, 13:57 GMT)
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Nalli laukee taas, saat eekau Lillian

--J Brooks
(pa8dsp1.richmond.infi.net, Feb 23, 1997, 18:50 GMT)
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i love pizza!
--Bernie
(usrns39.dialup.hawaii.edu, Feb 25, 1997, 02:39 GMT)
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You're making my hungry at 1 a.m.
--Jen
(fw2-29.fwi.com, Feb 25, 1997, 06:13 GMT)
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I WAS HERE AND NOW IM GONE AND LEFT
MY NAME TO TURN YOU ON!
--**sTylUs
(daisy.ans.com.au, Feb 25, 1997, 09:29 GMT)
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Smile
--Smiley
(170.158.78.140, Feb 25, 1997, 16:15 GMT)
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YouSuck

--Dilweed
(m225.leon.leon.k12.fl.us, Feb 25, 1997, 18:33 GMT)
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I ran a search for my name and this came up! Why?WHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYHWYHYWHY??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm confused so easily. . .
--Zeepus
(hlfx19-32.ns.sympatico.ca, Feb 25, 1997, 18:45 GMT)
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                                                    1 love 
                                                 +  1 life
                                               ----------------
                                                    2 lovers
                            Ashley
                                +
                            Travis
    
                                     2-Gether  4-ever
 
                A&T=              2 cute
                                + 2 be
                              ----------------        2 sweet 
                                  4 gotten          + 2 be
                                                   ----------------
                                                      4 gotten
     

--Anonymous
(slip166-72-106-202.nc.us.ibm.net, Feb 26, 1997, 21:49 GMT)
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Shado\/\/ Traderz
--Waresman
(max01-26.net-link.net, Feb 26, 1997, 22:18 GMT)
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Grettings earthlings! I loved the pizza. Just remember Alien
wuz here!

--ALIEN
(cmtn023p09.mtn.micron.net, Feb 27, 1997, 00:23 GMT)
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SUOMESSA SYÄRÄHÄN PIZZAA!!!

--Slaanesh
(192.120.231.7, Feb 27, 1997, 13:38 GMT)
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Laughter makes healthy people!
--MOM
(pa17dsp4.orf.infi.net, Feb 28, 1997, 18:10 GMT)
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