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February, 1995
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No Pizza Roaches Please!
--Head Louse (from corsair.tacom.army.mil)
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gReEn DaY
--snipe (from snipe.xensei.com)
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they said my pizza would blow up in 6-9 minuts
--Ricochet (from mac-02.mncs.k12.mn.us)
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Yeah, it will self destruct in that amount of time. That's
how long you have to download it to your local machine.
Of course, you can just sit there with your WWW browser and
look at the pretty colors all day, but we Internet Pizza
Server Elves run through the Pizza Server Home directory
every few minutes and clean up all the old crap that sits
around...pizza e-mail orders over 10 days old get trashed,
as well as pizzas in the tmp WWW directory that are over
6 minutes old.
It just keeps us sane, I guess!
Stay cool!
--Flim the Elf (from coastal.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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MO' FETA. MO' FETA.
--RATWELL@SOL.UVIC.CA (from an2cled023p18.bb.uvic.ca)
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Wooooo!! Finally got Windows Netscape working!!!
--The BackCounter Banditos (from nbdyn46.dip.csuchico.edu)
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this pizza tasres like crap
--Anonymous (from east6.elhs.limestone.k12.al.us)
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I didn't see any kittens on my pizza!
--Ramjet (from iris5.ecn.purdue.edu)
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Ok, Mr Anonymous...you think our pizza sucks. Well, let
me tell you a thing or two: eat me! We work hard to get
all these pies out to you the general public
Don't make me and the boys come down there to East Limestone
High School...we have friends down there in Alabama! Heh heh.
We know your net number! Resistance is futile!
--Rocko the Elf (from corpse.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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HAIL OTIS!
--Pope Jephe I (from ighf.tiac.net)
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How come, if you take the time to learn to play the guitar
and the harmonica, Like Neil Young, or Bob Dylan, you are
applauded, but if you take the extra time to learn to play
the cymbals with your knees, or play a drum strapped to your
back, you are ridiculed.
--Nagrom (from martha.utcc.utk.edu)
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Pizza here is better than Pizzaria Uno in Chicago; but not as
good as Armand's Chicago Pizzaria on Wisconsin Avenue in
Washington DC (or a few years ago (maybe 15) when they had
really good pizza)!
--Allen in Pittsburgh (from antares.prodigy.com)
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Visit my gopher, The Internet Compass!
gopher://compass.gmc.milledgeville.ga.us/
(168.17.248.13)
--Shorty (from wopr.mindspring.com)
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The fish must fly.
--Def Frog magogkhjfg (from ip144.tus.primenet.com)
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Hey! There's a Pizzaria Uno in Silicon Valley! It's not
bad...Better than Grease Hut...
--Flim the Elf (from pirate.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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god save the queen
--gthomas (from alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
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You have a good selection of toppings.
THEY JUST DON'T HAVE ANY TASTE. (Maybe a little like dust)
I know, those elves forgot to add the spices to my pizza.
--Hungry boy (bwbrown@ecn.ouknor.edu) (from eagle.ecn.uoknor.edu)
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Every other Friday I pick up my daughter
and we spend the weekend together.
Each time I let her choose what we eat for
dinner on Friday (she's only 4)
In over two years we've had pizza every time!
YAAAAYYYYY!
My Ex- had a kitten once...coincidentally, his name
was Road Pizza! HA!
--==PANAMA== (from 192.149.215.55)
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Hey,
Do ya put spices on the crust and fold it over like
the place down on 2nd St? What about $5 medium pepperoni
pizzas on Thursdays?
--Reed (from fnugget.intel.com)
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I think I burned that little thing at the top front part of
my mouth -- you know, the place where EVERYONE burns
themselves when they eat pizza that's too hot!
--Snoopy (from snoopy.ultranet.com)
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Reading FC for the premiership!
Reading FC web: http://www.sys.uea.ac.uk/~u9338799
Kill the Swindon scum!! Ho!
--Graham (from cpc155.cpc.uea.ac.uk)
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This darn thing made me hungry!
Guess I'll have to make my way over to a virtual coffee
pot for some virtual coffee!
-Honeybucket
Common Destiny BBS
(509)962-3750
--Honeybucket (from a001m.adsnet.net)
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I'm a writer stuck in this fudgin' college!!! I need to
get out somehow, is there anyone out there that can save
me?? By the way, I love the pizza here...I just sent a
gift order to a friend, I hope to come back soon, but I'll
need to visit the Tums home page first...
--Shaw@marlboro.edu (from 204.4.192.37)
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Seems like I am the second german to write on
this wall...
I just ordered a fine Beetles-with-M&Ms-with-bacon-pizza,
and it was great!
Sadly, my access to www expires next week, so I can't keep on
ordering pizzas all day :-((
I will have to check wether my local pizza-delivery has
beetles-topping, too - beetles produce such a nice crispy
flavour...
--Rincewind (from bagheera.gmd.de)
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What?! Your WWW access is going to be revoked?! FIGHT IT!
FIGHT IT! Whooargh! There's nothing that gets my juices
flowing like someone getting their access to the net
revoked (unless they're some clueless sod from aol)!
Tell you what: for B$50K, me an' the boys will stroll on
over to DE and explain (as gently as we know how) to your
WWW provider how he _really_ doesn't want to take away
your access.
This is just another case of an individual trying to get
in the way of someone's "Immediate PIzza Gratification".
I feel like bacon.
--Rocko the Elf (from phantasm.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Wow!
--george (from raptor.me.uiuc.edu)
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HoHoHo Green Giant
--FreddaRaeka (from quarl23.etek.chalmers.se)
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Why don't you mail me something interesting
to me here at Chalmers Institute
of Technology in Gothenburg, Sweden.
--palbrant@etek.chalmers.se (from quarl23.etek.chalmers.se)
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The Pizza server is AWESOME!! Keep it up!!
The green M&M's rule!!
--Screech (from x215-178.micro.umn.edu)
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I like this server, it gives my whole family
a good laugh, whoever invented it, good work.
--Rachel (from 198.80.88.40)
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I have a complaint: I orderd a eyeball pizza,
and I got one with goblin heads all over it.
Also I can't seem to get one with hammers on it.
Here is another topping idea: Eggs. It can't
taste any worse then kittens. Or celery. Or sun-dried
tomatoes. Or Basil.
What do you think?
--Rachel (the Klingon) (from 198.80.88.40)
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I have a complaint. I ordered a small pizza with several
bizzare toppings on it. But the pizza that was returned
from your so-called net-kitchen (hah! probably some 8-bit
sweatshop in aol's basement or some unlikely place like
that) put the toppings in a very close relation to the
center, leaving a gracious amount of exposed cheeze!
I hope that this will get resolved in an expiedient manner,
so I may enjoy my kitten and basketball pizzas.
--Frank Rizzo (from jamie.netaxis.com)
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"You can get anything you want at the Digital Pizza Restaurant"
--- Woody Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant" as embelished by the
Phantom of the Web...
--Phantom (from 129.93.72.10)
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i only comes in here to check my e-mail, write back!
--killboy powerhead (from usp-mac2.usp.vcu.edu)
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Never buy a television from a stranger who is
breathing heavily and looking over his/her shoulder.
--Bozo, the Freakin' Clown (from burs1.ccs.itd.umich.edu)
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eff Wright
--Jeff Wright (from ppp110.iadfw.net)
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If you don't put jalapenos on the list of toppings I am
going to kick some ass...
--Paul Rotering (from 129.138.8.125)
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How about some Sicilian pies. And while you're at it, how
about a "celebrity" topping's category. I sure could go for
a little bit of Hillary Rodham Clinton on my pie. Even
better, how about some "Bob." Those of you familiar with
the Almighty Bob--would this be a serious existential
dilemma, or what? Imagine eating the visage of Bob as a
cyber-pizza topping.
That's all, no more raving.
--ACHILLES (from rob108-06.labs.gmu.edu)
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Down with the Bristol Mopper Gang, up with EnzoCom Pizzas,
dont let armed gangs deprive you of your right to the Enzo
Com Special Special!!! We will overcome anti-pizza prejudice
!!!!
--Jacob Whitman (from d076.soca.cf.ac.uk)
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I like pizza for everything in the morning and sometimes
I like to take the Left Pizza of Religion and eat a bite
and the Right Pizza of spirituality in the morning. Yeah
--Cristofur (from 149.175.9.72)
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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I think a minute,
then spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
Now who's asking the questions?
--Jack Handey (from witch.sdd.comsat.com)
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Pizza is a dish best served cold.
--Slartibartfast (from ianzm.seanet.com)
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Death grants us life
--Zero Tolerance (from at.dialup.access.net)
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Hey where are the shoes for the pizza?
--Imelda Marcos (from gosh.stsci.edu)
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Testing...testing...I've been bitten by the HPUX cron
bug...
--Beej (from corpse.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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I'm glad to see you're not offering dolphin or
black squirrel meat. (Though I hear that the
Spotted Owls taste somewhat like chicken.)
Keep up the good work.
--MR. ASPCA (from ns.infinet.com)
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THE MISFITS RULE!!!!!!!!!
--Astro Zombie (from dorin.pr.mcs.net)
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Beware all Pizza fanatics, the mopper gang is still at large
They are armed and dangerous. Follow their evil progress on
http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/User/A.M.Gimblett/
That's assuming of course you can be bothered!
Bristol Mopper Gang if you can hear me watch out!!
--Jacob Whitman (from d079.soca.cf.ac.uk)
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I am Homer of the Borg.
Prepare to be assim- Ooh! Donuts!
--Dween (from vp-j7.it-scc.louisville.edu)
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e that thing!
--TJF (from buffnet3.buffnet.net)
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what the hell am i doing here?
--bus (from socks-server.hp.com)
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Language is a virus.
--Vrooom (from alyssa.prodigy.com)
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WILDCHILD
--Wildchild (from gargamel.pc.cc.cmu.edu)
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Well, anybody who subscribes to Washingtonian magazine
should have seen the picture of the pizza server pie in
one of their columns in the February issue...
The author rates the Internet a C- for pizza...but that's
because we have to contend with Pizza Butt--their presence
is enough to bring the rating of an entire State to a
C-.
We must forge ahead!
--Swelf the Elf (from pathogen.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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If you are in the mood, for helping out two students
with their grocery bill, we would like to sample some
of your GREAT PIZZA!!!
Much Thanks,
Donavan and Terry
--Terry and Donavan (from dial095.mbnet.mb.ca)
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Mjauu, I like small smelly fish...
--Freja the cat (from tty4-01.swipnet.se)
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Bouncie Bouncie Bouncie Bouncie,
fun fun fun fun fun fun
Tiggers are wonderful things!!!
'Cause I'm the only one
--Tigger (from pc09.wingate.wfu.edu)
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I must say...
The Internet Pizza Server is a BIG hit with the
University of Minnesota Friday Pizza Luch Group. Now, all
you need is the All-U-Can-Eat Lunch Buffet!
--Screech (from vega.itlabs.umn.edu)
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Hidey Ho Neighbor!
--DK (from ppp5.localnet.com)
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I want extra sauce....!
--Robin (from h98-152.ccnet.com)
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owch! I bit into the pizza on my screen and chipped my
tooth. Shoulda order softer toppings....
--vidiot (from abb-annex1-slip16.cis.mcmaster.ca)
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pizza pizza everywhere and no bloody anchovies left
--chilly (from yyj-ppp-1.cyberstore.ca)
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It is a shame that we don't have seafood toppings. I'm
going to submit a Request For Topping Prayer form to the
authorities in hopes that some fishy items (or "dishes")
will be created.
We WILL have more toppings soon!
--Swelf the Elf (from swift.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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A melhor pizza do mundo se come no Brasil. Aqui tudo acaba em pizza
The best pizza you can find in Brazil. Here, everything ends in pizza
--Lacombe (from advantis.vnet.ibm.com)
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I am so horny!
--Bumblebee (from modem109.ucdavis.edu)
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um beavis...did you order a pizza?????
--pizzzzzza maaaaaaan (from net05.efn.org)
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Hey!
My pizza got here cold!
--MRW (from eri.erinet.com)
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Best pizza outside of AOL!
--banth2 (from pipe2.pipeline.com)
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This Pizza Server's making me hungry for a real pizza!
I'm going to get pizza for lunch today for sure.
--kobychoby (from huey.sp.trw.com)
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Try the kittens, they're delicious!!
The WWW has to be the greatest threat to my productivity
since the invention of Solitaire!
--Rogo (from vagrant.vf.mmc.com)
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Someone save me from my programming hell!
Take me now, GOD!
--Sudog (from malibu.sfu.ca)
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PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZADEATHPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA
--Daryl Westfall (from slip1.yab.com)
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Hey -- I tried to order a pizza and all I got was a
message telling me that it "wasn't implemented," and
now I'm going hungry.... ;-(
--Soprano (from ix-ont1-29.ix.netcom.com)
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Wai Ching, Ngo Wing Yuen Oi Nei.
--Simon (from ccdsu45.ust.hk)
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Moo! Moo! I'm a Pizza Cow! wheeeeeeeeeee!
--Juggler (from isgate.is)