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Great pizza, though it could use a little bit o' Balsa Wood.
--RaiNKiNG
(126.bridgeton-058.mo.dial-access.att.net, Jan 01, 1997, 17:21 GMT)
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Ummmm.....Hihi all!!! Great place huh???
--Allana
(198.51.50.27, Jan 02, 1997, 20:04 GMT)
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First it was the Really Big Red Button , now THIS!!!!! I love you
--Pizza the Hut
(chigate.amoco.com, Jan 02, 1997, 21:58 GMT)
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Please excuse my interuption to a fun place...........BUT
I am in need of a set of side badges for a 1982 chevy
camaro Z28 or as an alternative a set of 1986 stick on's
both to suite a RED PAINT JOB.........Can you help please
with cost and e-mail location.........Many Thanks
perrin@healey.com.au (Sydney Australia)
--perrin@healey.com.au
(ax1.healey.com.au, Jan 04, 1997, 08:09 GMT)
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What in the dickens is this Darn crud, krunky smeggy crimony
pizza thing about?
--Bag
(port1108-auck.ihug.co.nz, Jan 04, 1997, 09:12 GMT)
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Tasha hates your pizza because she hates pizza
--Leah Lucio and Lisa Bateman
(ppp2376.on.sympatico.ca, Jan 04, 1997, 20:43 GMT)
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Cool pizzas! Way to go!
--the nutz
(spg-as42s58.erols.com, Jan 05, 1997, 00:05 GMT)
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:) please wash your hands before eating. Thank-you (:
--Pizza-rific
(annex-09-66.mtl.total.net, Jan 05, 1997, 20:49 GMT)
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i hate pizza. hahaha. pizza tastes like bugers. i like pizza a lot.
i want to marry it. i hate pizza so much, i could live in snow for my
whole life. pizza is so cool in fact that i eat it every day.
--JFabick
(152.163.237.106, Jan 05, 1997, 21:31 GMT)
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lgkhjdlkgfje/r;gljfzdgkjfA:GKfdgKSgKgSKDGsDKGsdGKsdGKds;K
--Hippie
(199.88.19.69, Jan 07, 1997, 17:11 GMT)
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Scribble
--Anonymous
(151.188.56.20, Jan 08, 1997, 13:32 GMT)
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Cool site! I laughed, I cried, I puked. :)
Please visit my personal site at
http://members.aol.com/omaryak/index.html
--Omar Yak
(151.188.56.20, Jan 08, 1997, 13:40 GMT)
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senile seniors are freaky!!!!! get me away from these scary people
--happy :-)
(xy-ats7-port1.lausd.k12.ca.us, Jan 09, 1997, 03:43 GMT)
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pistachio nuts!oh god,they are going to take over the world
and make us all unworthy pistachio slaves!so watch the simpsons!
hi,doctor nick (hi,everybody)
--happy :-) (-:
(xy-ats7-port1.lausd.k12.ca.us, Jan 09, 1997, 03:55 GMT)
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Have Fun, Be Good!!!
--ME=)
(172-62-39.ipt.aol.com, Jan 09, 1997, 04:39 GMT)
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Byte me. I'm a pizza. Ha ha arent I funny?
--jaybirdg69
(152.163.237.120, Jan 09, 1997, 16:42 GMT)
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Hi, Just wanted to tell you about one of my best dreams ever.
I was applying to the Clown College run by Ringling in Sara-
sota, Fla. It was very real. I dreamed there were about 10
or 12 of us in a typical college classroom: bare linolium,
folding metal chairs in a circle, everyone sitting there
waiting for the next step in the interview process.
A guy and a woman came in with clip boards. They sat down,
introduced themselves. They were going to ask us some
questions and we were to flip the first thing we thought
of back to them. He said that this was not a competition,
just a way for them to get to know us better, and to see how
we interacted with others. Not everyone would be asked the
same question and there were no "right" answers, so just re-
lax. The goal was to have fun.
First question: If you could be anything besides a human,
animate or inanimate, what would it be?
The first guy he nodded at answered, "I would be a balloon."
"Good answer!" I thought to myself.
"Why a balloon?" asked the interviewer, genuinely interested."
"Because balloons float" making lighter-than-air motions with
his hands. "They are colorful, and people are happy when
they are near balloons."
"Very good answer" I thought.
The interviewer turned to a young woman next to him, "What
would you be?"
"I'd be a puppy!" she said enthusiastically.
"Why?"
"Because puppies are so playful, and they are cute and they
bounce around and make you so happy when they come up to you!"
she said with a sweet smile."
"Sappy, but not too bad," I thought.
"What would you be?" the interviewer asked me from across the
circle.
"I'd be a pizza." I said without forethought.
"Why a pizza?"
"Because I always wanted to be smothered in pepperoni."
I and the interviewer knew I had never spoken truer words.
I woke up laughing. :-)
--Anonymous
(pc119.hsl.unc.edu, Jan 09, 1997, 23:02 GMT)
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hey,everybody down in Minnesota,we hear you specialize in
chicken clucking!!!!! we'd love to hear you cluck/eat pistachio
nuts!!!! but we live in California.hop down to the chicken
cluckery,and if you are 9-15 years old,scream out "i'm a
doorknob clucker!!!!" BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--yin & yang
(xy-ats6-port4.lausd.k12.ca.us, Jan 09, 1997, 23:12 GMT)
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Hi, Just wanted to tell you about one of my best dreams ever.
I was applying to the Clown College run by Ringling in Sara-
sota, Fla. It was very real. I dreamed there were about 10
or 12 of us in a typical college classroom: bare linoleum,
folding metal chairs in a circle, everyone sitting there
waiting for the next step in the interview process.
A guy and a woman came in with clip boards. They sat down,
introduced themselves. They were going to ask us some
questions and we were to flip the first thing we thought
of back to them. He said that this was not a competition,
just a way for them to get to know us better, and to see how
we interacted with others. Not everyone would be asked the
same question and there were no "right" answers, so just re-
lax. The goal was to have fun.
First question: If you could be anything besides a human,
animate or inanimate, what would it be?
The first guy he nodded at answered, "I would be a balloon."
"Good answer!" I thought to myself.
"Why a balloon?" asked the interviewer, genuinely interested."
"Because balloons float" making lighter-than-air motions with
his hands. "They are colorful, and people are happy when
they are near balloons."
"Very good answer" I thought.
The interviewer turned to a young woman next to him, "What
would you be?"
"I'd be a puppy!" she said enthusiastically.
"Why?"
"Because puppies are so playful, and they are cute and they
bounce around and make you so happy when they come up to you!"
she said with a sweet smile."
"Sappy, but not too bad," I thought.
"What would you be?" the interviewer asked me from across the
circle.
"I'd be a pizza." I said without forethought.
"Why a pizza?"
"Because I always wanted to be smothered in pepperoni."
I and the interviewer knew I had never spoken truer words.
Be a love and pass the Reggiano... ;-)
--Cassandra Marie Louis
(pc119.hsl.unc.edu, Jan 09, 1997, 23:12 GMT)
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If Snoop doggy dogg married Whinnie the Pohh, he'd be "Snoop
doggy dogg Pooh"
Keep on making pizza...
--™EDGEman™
(www-ai0.proxy.aol.com, Jan 10, 1997, 03:16 GMT)
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FINAL FANTASY VII RULES!
--CLOUD a.k.a. Gordon W.
(204.39.156.35, Jan 10, 1997, 15:42 GMT)
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This place is kewl. We got to come here in math class.
--Cornholio
(207.63.101.185, Jan 10, 1997, 16:41 GMT)
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SIOMAR
--WEBLIN
(ppp84.227.redestb.es, Jan 11, 1997, 01:50 GMT)
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We want to cook a darn pizza
--matthew and fiona
(203.25.33.69, Jan 11, 1997, 03:39 GMT)
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Groovey pizza but I wish I could send one to a friend-as a joke!
--Sky
(ts20-07.ott.istar.ca, Jan 11, 1997, 16:21 GMT)
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HI I JUST WANT TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT THE DETROIT RED
WINGS KICH BUTT
--Red Wings Rule
(liv1-24.oeonline.com, Jan 11, 1997, 19:36 GMT)
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VISIT MY PAGE!
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/9695
You'll be sorry you did!
--SlapRod
(pa19dsp18.orf.infi.net, Jan 11, 1997, 22:32 GMT)
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VISIT MY PAGE!
Slap Rod's Sick Cyber Crevice
--SLAP ROD
(pa19dsp18.orf.infi.net, Jan 11, 1997, 22:35 GMT)
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I just got down from Pakistan (Friendly Malaysia vs.
Pakistan Debate) and I am really tired. I think I need
to get some pizzas!
Khudha Hafis!
--Rozwin
(j28.ptl31.jaring.my, Jan 12, 1997, 13:52 GMT)
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Hi Juie! Just wanted the whole world to know that I love you :o)
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Juie}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Love T
--Tommie Jay
(user11.max15.msn-uk.pipex.com, Jan 12, 1997, 14:54 GMT)
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Pizza is good for your helth!!!
--frank
(193.13.128.102, Jan 12, 1997, 17:35 GMT)
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SNOGGLE-ZOOPERS
--Mike the moo cow
(stj301.nf.sympatico.ca, Jan 12, 1997, 18:16 GMT)
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Where's that pizza man!
--THE RAVE
(leeha.surrey-net.co.uk, Jan 12, 1997, 18:29 GMT)
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This is cool, but it would be better if you could draw.(or
at least change fonts!)
--Scribble
(spyker2.sk.sympatico.ca, Jan 12, 1997, 20:34 GMT)
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what the hell is this?
--Apocalypse
(p12.hwts03.loop.net, Jan 13, 1997, 06:29 GMT)
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--Apocalypse
(p12.hwts03.loop.net, Jan 13, 1997, 06:34 GMT)
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--Apocalypse
(p12.hwts03.loop.net, Jan 13, 1997, 06:35 GMT)
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--Apocalypse
(p12.hwts03.loop.net, Jan 13, 1997, 06:36 GMT)
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Humans are too weird! Imagine sitting in front of your
terminal reading pizza related graffitti -
Oooops; I probably
should have thought harder about this. Whales don't type
too well - flippers y'know. :-)
--Merry Whale
(gizmo.signadou.acu.edu.au, Jan 14, 1997, 05:26 GMT)
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\|/ ____ \|/
~@-/ oO \-@~
/_( \__/ )_\
\__U_/
--Horatio
(byu-0927.ln.byu.edu, Jan 14, 1997, 22:02 GMT)
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Pizza is great!!!!:-)
--Athena
(207.220.4.88, Jan 15, 1997, 18:19 GMT)
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il faut vivre et non pas seulement exister
--esmeralda
(monkeybutt.hanszen.rice.edu, Jan 16, 1997, 16:21 GMT)
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writing on the walls is not cool at all,
to express your self better, write a ****ing letter
--wackey tabackey
(cobra_e2.nauticom.net, Jan 16, 1997, 20:16 GMT)
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--Karnov
(cobra_e2.nauticom.net, Jan 16, 1997, 20:20 GMT)
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if you are ever in essex county in ontario, go to naples
pizza! it is the best pizza in the entire county! written
by: an employee of naples NB: pizza hut sucks!
--fortysix & 2
(dyn123-183.win.mnsi.net, Jan 17, 1997, 00:13 GMT)
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PIZZA RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry I just HAD to say that)
pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza
pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza
pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza
--clarice
(i1-193.islandnet.com, Jan 17, 1997, 00:57 GMT)
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PEN ARGYL PIZZA RULES, J. HAYES
--PURPLE HAZE
(bngr-77ppp99.epix.net, Jan 17, 1997, 08:05 GMT)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--Me
(spo-wa1-02.ix.netcom.com, Jan 17, 1997, 17:30 GMT)
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excuse me fore interuptink you,s in this hard life times im
just a nother K _ _ _ who it is thinkink hes been able to
make a life in the hard ruff world pleas excus my typin
becaus im just out off std 6 and am a thief (how do you
think i am tipink this e letta i was work as a gaden boytjie
and am confused between 6 and 9 10 and 11 i can coun to 2
and think that is good ples hire me and i will pay my own
salary.
yours personallly odette
write to me at p.o box 240
0900
messina
i thank you kindlly
--odette
(merlin.tns.co.za, Jan 18, 1997, 09:42 GMT)
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\o/ Pizza's ready
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--J.D.R.
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 21, 1997, 23:57 GMT)
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Hey ya'll, i got my first internet pizza and couldnt even
see it. It was sent to me at my Juno address and is nuttin but
letters and numbers
--shrimpet
(www-at0.proxy.aol.com, Jan 22, 1997, 00:00 GMT)
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My Friend made up this cereal Called "Mermaid Crunch!"
If You Want Some of it here's a free sample*!!!!!!
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|MERMAID |
|CRUNCH!! |
|~~~~~~~~~|
|----{ |
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My Freind Josh prince Made This up. If you find This on
The web, Tell all your friends about It. Cause I Want This
To Be known about all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--James David Reid
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 00:14 GMT)
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My Friend made up this cereal Called "Mermaid Crunch!"
If You Want Some of it here's a free sample*!!!!!!
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|MERMAID |
|CRUNCH!! |
|~~~~~~~~~|
|----{ |
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My Freind Josh prince Made This up. If you find This on
The web, Tell all your friends about It. Cause I Want This
To Be known about all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--James David Reid
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 00:14 GMT)
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Well I've finally ordered my pizza! Ahh... HEY is that a
finger? yuck I'm allergic to them AHHH Chooo!!! =0
--Austin 'The Shark' F.
(hlfx04-08.ns.symaptico.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 00:26 GMT)
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Bair wants Pizza
--Bair
(nb2-24.iaw.on.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 03:37 GMT)
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Hello world!
--ziniti@fas.harvard.edu
(ziniti.student.harvard.edu, Jan 22, 1997, 05:39 GMT)
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Josh Prince Made Up a cereal callled Mermaid Crunch!!!!!!!!
Tell all your friends about it. Tell everyone at work about
it. If you want an acsii art picture of it loooooooook!!!!!
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|MERMAID |
|CRUNCH |
|~~~~~`~~~~|
|little |
|bits of |
|mermaid |
|--------{|
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--James
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 11:38 GMT)
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EAT MERMAID CRUNCH EAT MERMAID CRUNCH EAT MERMAID CRUNCH EAT
MERMAID CRUNCH EAT MERMAID CRUNCH EAT MERMAID CRUNCH EAT
MERMAID CRUNCH EAT MERMAID CRUNCH
(ahh so, my fingers got tierd)
--JAMES THE MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 11:47 GMT)
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A young lass once ordered a pizza
And tripped over her own two fizza
She splattered the cheese
All over her kneese
While the rest covered her tizza.
--Rip van Fossen
(mw152se.mps.ohio-state.edu, Jan 22, 1997, 18:20 GMT)
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--*TICK!
(ws87.contracosta.cc.ca.us, Jan 22, 1997, 19:57 GMT)
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Bay area tagers are #1
--*TICK!
(ws87.contracosta.cc.ca.us, Jan 22, 1997, 20:00 GMT)
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klksdjflkdsj
--Desiree
(163.150.246.89, Jan 22, 1997, 21:58 GMT)
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Once I made a pizza
covered it in cheese
Placed it in some tinfoil
and put it in the freeze.
And old and moldy
--NeRd Of ThE HeRd
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 23:20 GMT)
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| YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY IV'E GOT PIZZA IN MY TUMMY!!!!!|
| |
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--BUMP-HEAD
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 22, 1997, 23:26 GMT)
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square shoter
--Anonymous
(p4s11.gwis.com, Jan 22, 1997, 23:28 GMT)
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hi
--:)
(sjx-ca56-16.ix.netcom.com, Jan 23, 1997, 00:10 GMT)
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you guys are kewl..and have good toppings. my dog's favorite
is kitten heads! well keep up the good work! *:)
~peace~
--<--{@
--chrysarose@aol.com
(sjx-ca56-16.ix.netcom.com, Jan 23, 1997, 00:13 GMT)
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we Got It All on UHF WIERD AL YANKOVIC RULES!!!!!
--TWINKIE WEINER SANDWITCH
(chebucto.ns.ca, Jan 23, 1997, 21:04 GMT)
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u can chat by going to "chat.itropolis.net:4080". that place
kicks dickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Ace101
(206.31.244.74, Jan 24, 1997, 00:25 GMT)
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hey guys, this is the first time i wrote on anything like this!
see yuo guys later!!
--'dorable
(164.58.83.2, Jan 24, 1997, 14:43 GMT)
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lkj;lj
--Jeremy
(nscs21p1.remote.umass.edu, Jan 24, 1997, 16:49 GMT)
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fishys go glob glob!
--the mackerel!
(rduser34.eee.org, Jan 26, 1997, 00:37 GMT)
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!@@@##########$$$$$$$$$$$4
--Anonymous
(ip-166.swlink.net, Jan 26, 1997, 05:51 GMT)
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YUM PIZZA. PIZZA GOOD. GIVE MORE I HUNGRY. FOOD NOW!!!!!
--Maverick
(hlfx11-02.ns.sympatico.ca, Jan 26, 1997, 16:32 GMT)
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I can spell my own name, I can sing and talk in my deep deep
voice, yes I can't get enough of your pizzas babe. I am
Beary Wite.
--Barry White
(irc.cadvision.ab.ca, Jan 26, 1997, 21:14 GMT)
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the dog flies over the yellow hen
--bob
(del1-cs-3.dial.midplains.net, Jan 26, 1997, 23:27 GMT)
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Carl & Tajuana Saenz
Happily Married since
April 20th, 1996!!!!
We're in Love ;}
--Tajuana
(tc1-30.flash.net, Jan 27, 1997, 04:51 GMT)
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Gimme some pizza man!
--Antimonio
(207.0.213.77, Jan 27, 1997, 23:29 GMT)
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Davielle's kisses kick but
--cherry
(adl-ppp-185.tpgi.com.au, Jan 27, 1997, 23:37 GMT)
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OY S'TAHW PU
NFTT
--TTFN
(ip157.max05.ascend.planet.eon.net, Jan 29, 1997, 01:20 GMT)
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Bravly Bold Sir_Robin rode forth from camelot,
He was nto afraid to die oh brave sir_robin...
--Sir_Robin
(sirrobin.pce.net, Jan 30, 1997, 01:05 GMT)
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Bravly Bold Sir_Robin rode forth from camelot,
He was nto afraid to die oh brave sir_robin...
My homepage
--Sir_Robin
(sirrobin.pce.net, Jan 30, 1997, 01:06 GMT)
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everybody sucks [Even you? --Rocko the Pizza Elf]
--joe mama
(port-4-14.portsmouth.zoomnet.net, Jan 30, 1997, 22:44 GMT)
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Hey, yo!
I'm not stupid,
But I'm Brad Pitt!
(Ha, ha!)
Peace to the world -- a message from Sarawak.
--Tinie McCartney
(j36.ptl31.jaring.my, Jan 31, 1997, 12:39 GMT)
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