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January, 1995
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Right! Here's the first test message. I'm a little
too used to bashing heads to get on with this typing
stuff, but I'll try it just the same.
That's enough...back to smashing skulls!
--Rocko the Elf (from demon.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Hey! You! Write something here, wouldya?
--Sir OatBran (from demon.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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I cannot find any use for this mindless graffiti, it appears to be highly ilogical.
--The Vulcan (from m15.herts.ac.uk)
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I cannot find any use for this mindless graffiti,
it appears to be highly ilogical.
Was what I wanted to say!!!!!!
--The Vulcan (from m15.herts.ac.uk)
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Great! Well, that's someone from the uk, there. Is there
anyone else out there? Seriously, I build these pies all
day, and I see people using this thing...
If you're from an out of the ordinary place, scrawl
something here. We're asking you to vandalize the Gift
Shop! Go for it, already!
--Rocko the Elf (from spidey.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Bwwaaargh!
--Anonymous (from phantasm.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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For a good time:
http://www...
Nah!
--Connectivity Bear (from n112.solano.community.net)
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I'll be back ....
--The Terminator (from jaguar.catt.citri.edu.au)
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Why don't you have poodle listed under meats?
If you did, those miserable little beasts
might actually serve a usefull purpose.
Oh yes, I almost forgot - where's SPAM???
I enjoy SPAM almost as much as poodle struedel.
--dogbreath (from sun001.cpdsc.com)
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Well, I keep telling the stupid pizza admins to go to the
SPAM WWW site and get some spam for the topping, but they
just ignore me.
As for poodle, we don't see much of them up north here.
But I did hear my uncle caught an 80 pounder once with his
big net.
Does anyone have any poodle to spare? uuencode those
puppies and mail them to "beej@ecst.csuchico.edu".
--Swelf the Elf (from dip-4936.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Do you deliver to out of the way libraries???
--Cyberpunk Librarian (from 129.107.15.241)
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Uh, yeah, I think I unnerstand ya, here. Thank ya. Thank
ya very much. Y'all wanna get some of these here pies out
to yer pad, if you know whaddi mean. Thank ya. Lesse here.
Yer all the way out at a-129 dot a-107 dot fifteen anna dot
two hundred and a-forty one anna two, anna one-two-three-
four...thank ya very much, y'alluv been a wonderful
audience, ya really have.
--Elvis the Elf (from grotus.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Elvis was being a dork, so I decked him. We deliver to
anyplace. Even the damn library. Stupid fruity-snooty
book bastards! I never learned to read, and I'm proud of
it! Knowledge is for jerks and losers.
--Rocko the Elf (from grotus.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Sorry about that last post from Rocko. He's undergoing
random laser scalpel brain surgery as we speak. Of course
we'll deliver to the library. No problemo. And we'll do
it to any place on the net, any hour of the day or night.
Unlike that _other_ so-called pizza place.
--Swelf the Elf (from grotus.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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I just finished my last final!! Whoooooo!
--Beej! (from dip-4939.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Crap. Rocko changed the permissions on the wall file and
it sort of became unusable.
TRY IT NOW!
--Swelf the Elf (from dip-4939.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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...right...mhmmm.Well do you
have any subs?
--smock (from salt.math.scarolina.edu)
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Doh! I knew we forgot something...here's the list of things
to do:
1) Make combinations
2) Make pies in other shapes
3) Other things
I think that subs and stuff go under the third category. But
if we get another vote... :-)
--Swelf the Elf (from dip-4942.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Heh heh...guess what I heard! Beej's girlfriend is going
to work at HP over intersession...he'll have assloads of
time to devote to the server. It's about time he made some
of those additions. What a lazy bastard!
(Now if only I can find out his GF's address in the south
bay...heh heh)
--Rocko the Elf (from dip-4942.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT BEATS A PIZZA, IT'S ONE WITH CAT TOPPINGS!!!
--sholz@pipeline.com (from pipe3.pipeline.com)
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Back in my day we had real pizza, with meat!
And we liked it, we loved it, cuz that's all we had.
You kids nowadays have the fancy shmancy computer pizza.
Well, I tell ya, back in my day least we could eat the
damn thing.
Hey you kids, listen to me dammit, I'm talkin to you.
That's it... (stifled noises) *audible click*...!BOOM!
Take that you little shits. Heh, wish we had these nifty
AK-47 gift packs when I was a kid...heh heh.
--mosaic (from shelley1.u.washington.edu)
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If you go to a family reunion to pick up women....
You might be a redneck.
:)
--Sentar the amazing...I think (from ip-pdx1-28.teleport.com)
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You are cool. I am cool. We are cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
--The Wog (from ocvaxa.cc.oberlin.edu)
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Peace and Love!
--miko (from serv7.esm.vt.edu)
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Hook'em Horns
--spencer (from 130.191.70.42)
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Rah! Rah! Ree!
Kick 'em (pizzahut.com) in the knee!
Rah! Rah! Rass!
Kick 'em in the....other knee!!
--J - The Official Pizza Server Cheerleader (from dip-4938.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Howdy Howdy.
Gift Shop HELL!!! ARAAAAGGH!
Let...me....OUUUUUTTT!!!!
--Fragman (from dip-4935.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Man Am I Hungry
Eating Internet Pizza has sure helped my diet.
--Grady (from rts2p15.its.rpi.edu)
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Yeah great - "hit return when appropriate"
the name field ain't appropriate... :(
Anyway, has it ever occured to you guys that
your pizzas are ... well... recognizable,
but no more, on 1-bit (i.e. B/W) displays?
Couldn't think of anything more stupid.
Happy New Year!!
--jester (Tobias Reckhard) (from rs1.hrz.th-darmstadt.de)
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asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
--booboo (from 137.187.168.26)
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Ok, well, we tried for black and white pizzas by using
a highly advanced image quantization system to convert our
truecolor pizzas to 1 bitplane images. I'm afraid the
results were....unfortunate. Ended up with a sort of
whitish pie with brownish toppings.
What we really need is an image dithering system, Beej?
--Swelf the Elf (from dip-4941.ecst.csuchico.edu)
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Oooh oooh oooh
I'm gonna roll you too
each piece of dough
must be round and low
whether black, or white
or 24 bit
it must be shaped
like a dish, not a tit.
The part i like best is the roller with the little holes
for the yummy sourdough. Hay wait! MORE CRUSTS!
--Mucky The Roller Elf (from inet2.tek.com)
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How 'bout a thick crust?
--The Unknown Net Surfer (from 134.217.105.196)
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Remember:
You can pick your nose, or you can pick your friends, but
you can't wipe your friends on the side of the couch...
--catfish (from 198.81.210.70)
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I think Pizza Hut drivers are so sexyyyyyyyyyyy!
--Playboy Bunnie (from dialup-2-107.gw.umn.edu)
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Idea for the new millenium: FRACTAL PIZZA! Think of the
possibilities! Think of the toppings!
Self-similar Salami!
Bifurcated Bacon!
Chaotic Cheese!
Attractor Anchovies!
Mandelbrot Mushrooms!
Just nibbling at the crust would take an eternity! Oh God, what a delight!
--cwpowers (from dffl2-6.gate.net)
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Hey, for one thing, try pizza with cigarettes. Also, I
likes the green M&M pizza. Wow, do I feel great!
That's all for now from Ohio State University in
beautiful COWlumbus, Ohio. Moooo! Where the men are
men and the sheep are scared!
--Marlboro Man (from slip2-4.acs.ohio-state.edu)
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Hey, I ordered a pizza with kittens and got some guys face
instead! What's the world coming to when you can't even
get a decent kitten and sausage pizza over the Web!
Also I wanted extra sauce...
Anyway, the pizza was ok. The guy was kinda mushy though...
not crunchy like a proper kitten!
--Markles (from dialup-000.sibylline.com)
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Mmmmmm. Kitten and pineapple. Delicious! Thanks,
Beej (and the elves).
By the way, I still really want Pez on there, too. If only
there was a way to make 'em multi-colored, like real Pez. I
vote "yes" on poodles, too...
--ShortGirl (from 198.92.129.5)
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Have you ever been kicked in
the face via TCP/IP? You Will!
--Pat & John (from 141.209.3.160)
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Hadnt had a kitten pizza since the old days when it used to be
that you could have a kitten pizza and people wouldnt look
at you all funny. Dammit, now adays ya have to have your
kitten pizza alone, in a dark office off the net..
sobb..
I'm getting all misty...
i gotta go.
--Edwino the Elf! (from polspc26.tamu.edu)
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Can you deliver to h...?
--Elvis Presley (from mac6133c.chinalake.navy.mil)
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Sure, we deliver to hell. I'll just forward your little
message down to pizza@hell.edu and you'll be fat and happy
in no time.
Well, fat, anyway.
--Flim the Elf (from 198.92.129.114)
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Oh yeah...I've seen for some requests for thick crust.
I'll tell yous all what: the crust is thick. You have to
concentrate on the thickness of crust that you prefer, and
that's how thick it'll come out.
But because of perspective, the far parts of the thick crust
are hidden by the nearer parts, so you can't see them.
Lucky for you guys, we don't charge any extra!
--Rocko the Elf (from 198.92.129.114)
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And another thing! Now that I'm back in town, I can deal
with all this stuff proper-like.
Someone up there said that Grease Hut delivery drivers are
sexy. Let me tell you something: Beej used to drive for
The Hut, and he's a dork! In fact, ALL the drivers there
are dorks!
Sure, ok, some of them can be sexy dorks, but isn't that
kinda like being well endowed with athletes foot?
So, in short, I don't believe you! HA! Damn, I love this
job! Heh heh.
--Rocko the Elf (from 198.92.129.114)
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mmmmmmmmm pizza !!
--homer (from reggae.iinet.com.au)
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hey, check out this KICK-ASS page.. http://www.eden.com/~leo
it RULES!!..
--leo (from butch.com)
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I WANT TO DRINK COKE! NO PEEPSI!
--Gadget (from 203.248.10.19)
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We're really glad you feel that way in the soft drink
department, Gadget, because Coca Cola is the official
soft drink of The Internet Pizza Server.
There. I said it.
--Flim the Elf (from 198.92.129.30)
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Who is getting the Za? and WTF is in here,
MUD in back?
--Staber Frm. High in the Rockys (from central.picker.com)
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Um..the Internet Pizza service just makes me hungry,
lets get some real pizza services here too!
--Space Ghost (from strange.engin.umich.edu)
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Never rub another man's rhubarb
--Duane Moore (from pbd-m35-22.urh.uiuc.edu)
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I like pizza I REALLY like Pizza !!
--GEoLeo (from gxl8-ra.s-remote.cwru.edu)
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***the following to be pronounced in your best Ren voice***
What's this stupid thing? A pizza? You like pizza? Do you REALLY like it?
Oh, so you like the pizza, eh? WELL, what do YOU think of THIS!
--D'artagnan (from 130.218.31.115)
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