(setting: our hero stands at the base of the gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd' ready to conquer its unsuspecting slopes.)

superdave: alright you gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd'. it is time for you to face my wrath.

gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd': (no response)

superdave: that's what i thought. you know you can't handle my destructive power.

gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd': (no response)

superdave: i'm going to conquer you like you've never been conquered.

gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd': (no response)

superdave: take this

sound effects: pow

superdave: and this

sound effects: bam

superdave: ha. how do you feel now?

gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd': (no response)

superdave: that's what i thought. now you will pay the ultimate price. take this

sound effects: biff

superdave: any last words before i finish you off?

gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd': (no response)

superdave: well, you had the chance. but now you will never speak again.

sound effects: zap. boom. kablam.

superdave: now as a testament to my victory i will leap from the top of the gigantic supermassive haybale pyramid of death, doom, destruction, and other things of that nature that begin with the letter 'd' and some other things that don't begin with the letter 'd' and fly away for the whole world to see.