What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting in a hottub? Stew!
What do you call a woman with only one leg? Ileen!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs that goes water skiing? Skip!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
in a ditch? Phil.
No, dumber than that. Back to the Index!
This man is a god. I am not worthy, but please let me e-mail him.