10 Things Wrong With The Other List

10. I no longer wear black jeans.
9. Now I wear kakhis.
8. I can't spell.
7. I now have six mostly identical pairs of the kakhis.
6. They're all beat up, too.
5. Two shrunk.
4. I was Pi**ed.
3. I do still have the black slacks, though.
2. Even though - those jeans were not tight.
1. I have a one track mind.