10 Things Wrong with the Things Wrong List

10. I am not obsessed with my pants.
9. At all.
8. Really.
7. I don't even worry about my clothes.
6. But other people seem too.
5. Despite all appearances, I can talk about other things.
4. Like Star Trek.
3. The number of episodes I haven seen is creeping towards the double digits.
2. Voyager still sucks though.
1. I really can count.