Ecrivez!

In addition to my stunningly beautiful ArtVerks!^TM, I occasionally write things. I almost never get paid for doing so unless you count doing it at work when I am supposed to be doing something else. Instead, I derive simple enjoyment out of forcing other people to read my stuff. Like you. Now. This piece.

I have quite a bit of stuff lying around that I need to put here, but alas, I am too busy watering my yams. Occasionally I stumble on something I wrote and lost long ago, like the piece below. The web is my involuntary archive. This fills me with a mixture of silly giggles and deranged throaty laughter.

If you want to see more of my material, send me email. Tell me what you read and what you like, and if I get enough email, I will add more stuff. I mean, it's already written and easy enough for me to link in; what have you got to lose? Mail me today!

The following items are available in the @ Library:

Review of Cigarette Boy
Some poems Better now.
Poems Published in X Magazine December 07 1999
Review of Debut by Bjork Published in X Magazine December 07 1999
Ezra Pound Poem V3 Published in X Magazine December 07 1999
A Proposal For Intellectual Property Reform December 07 1999 An earlier version of this essay was published by Automatism Press in the softcover book Lend The Eye A Terrible Aspect.
Nippon Aural Dynamite December 07 1999

This ran in X Magazine #13 but Jeffy never webified it.

If I ever have a book signing, you are cordially invited to buy several hundred thousand copies, propelling me to the top of the top of the best-seller list and hopefully placing me under Islamic house arrest, awaiting execution from crimes against imaginary superbeing that never did, nor ever will exist except in the miniscule collections of misfiring neurons of certain individuals.

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