Internet Jerk Test Results

Yes! You are a jerk! Broadly speaking, you fall in the same category as the gentleman below:

Figure 1. A Sample Jerk

If you are like other jerks, you, like this jerk, will:

• Have a dumb haircut
• Have a moronic expression on your face most of the time
• Be monochromatic, pixelated, and/or out of focus

Do not be alarmed. You are in good company. The heads of most major corporations, including Exxon itself, are jerks.

Thank you for using the Internet Jerk Test! Please come again.

The Internet Jerk Test was made possible by a grant from the Exxon Corporation -- because people really are jerks.

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