Despite what you may have thought, the situation is far more dire than it appears. The latest polls indicate that you are now a bigger jerk than ever before, and in addition, there is a 92% chance that you suck.

When a committee of professional cartoonists was asked to select a single panel from the last ten years that would best represent your problem, they selected the following shocking image:

Figure 2. Your Fate Is Sealed.

Suggestions for improvement:

Additionally, we suggest you seek immediate professional assistance. Hurry. Quick like a bunny. Time is short.

The Internet Jerk Test was made possible by a grant from the Exxon Corporation -- because people really are jerks.

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