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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: History`s first failed franchise
Keywords: smirk, religion, gross
Approved: funny@clarinet.com
Date: Mon, 10 Apr 95 19:30:03 EDT
Lines: 14

This one is mine, although I`ll deny it later.

History`s first failed franchise:

	Pilate`s Prophet-on-a-Stick

-Jeff Evarts
--jde@unify.com
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