My humor page

Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction

• Awareness of security issues is key at Microsoft
• Dogs In Elk (a pet story you will not forget)

These I must unfortunately accept partial responsibility for:

• MT humor (MMO folks only)
• STS-121 Spatula Loss
• America Doesn't Give a Damn
• Wizard v Wizard (Slashdot)
• YKYITSCAW
• The cannonical List of Thallids
• The Book of Garfield
• An attempt at Haiku
• History's first failed franchise
• Max Factor heir arrest
• The Dig

These things are other people's fault

• Ravioli at near lightspeed
• Creative and funny advertising
• The Scintillating Dialogue of Neo

Not exactly humor

• Look at the view